Yes, Halifax, you are a beautiful city with a wonderfully diverse and tolerant people. But for fuck’s sake, pedestrians here are on crack. If you’re not just outright jay-walking, you are running into traffic LITERALLY. Use the goddamn sidewalks! Us vehicular folk wish we could; the sidewalks are in better condition than the roads! Cross at the multitude of crosswalks that have been made available to you, and push the fucking button so that the pretty lights flash and it goes “beep beep!” it really helps us vehicular folks FROM NEARLY KILLING YOU! Yes, yes, I understand that if I were to hit you, you would die, and you were to hit me I would have maybe a small dent. BUT THAT DOES NOT EXCUSE YOU FROM OBEYING THE FUCKING RULES OF THE GODDAMN ROAD. Egads, people! -No Vehicular Man’s Laughter
This article appears in Jun 26 – Jul 2, 2014.
When did ole’ Hali become toletant? Of what?
If you hurt or kill them you could sue them or their estate, if they have any assets.
slow down
Beautiful city with tolerant folks, this is Halifax NS you’re talking about?
I couldn’t get past the first line of this bitch because my eyes filled with tears from laughing!!! LOOOL. “Wonderfully diverse and tolerant people…” That one will keep me going all week!!
pe·des·tri·an
1. a person who goes or travels on foot; walker.
adjective
2. going or performed on foot; walking.
3. of or pertaining to walking.
4. lacking in vitality, imagination, distinction, etc.; commonplace; prosaic or dull: a pedestrian commencement speech.
You also would fit the definition of a pedestrian that is unless you never leave your vehicle. Why self hate? It’ll get you nowhere.