I hate rainy weather on the weekend. I hate women that wear their pajamas in public. I hate smokers. I hate rush hour traffic, fish that don’t bite, ducks that fly too high, and sun that doesn’t shine. Minimum price on milk is too fickung high. The rust on my car just keeps getting bigger and bigger. Ignorant drivers that hate cyclists. cyclists that won’t follow the rules of the road. pedestrians that don’t look up. I hate too many empty handicap parking stalls, the HST, the line ups at a grocery store. I hate the roads in HRM. I hate the neighbors cat. I hate jogging just so I have the energy to jog. I hate dogs that poop on my lawn. I hate dog owners that let their dogs poop on my lawn. Drive thrus with a broken down debit machine! Coffie grounds, enough said. I hate people that gossip. I hate the ass smell of weed. I hate politically correct people, riddles that can’t be solved, Dora the Explora, and yes, I even hate Bambi. Gas prices, yup, I hate that too. I hate warm beer, cold spagetti, and hot cola. I hate spots on my shirt, holes in my crotch. I hate riding the bus. I hate happy djs on morning radio. I hate racism. I hate inconsiderate people. I hate whatever you hate, except when it conflicts with something that I already hate. I hate haters. — just saying.
This article appears in Jun 13-19, 2013.
Now THIS is what LTWWB is all about.
I may not hate everything you hate JS, but I’ll defend to the death your right to hate it (appy-polly-logies to Mr. V.)
Thanks for the Saturday morning smile.
You need a good hate-fuck.
“I hate people that wear their pajamas in public.” FTFY
^^^^ FTFY? WTFDTM? ^^^^
Stop using weird acronyms nobody knows, it’s destroying the English language.
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Gya, son! Str8 ebonics gon’ save dat shit 2, ain’t that right Fooly G?
It’s a lovely sunny day, just the kind for chucking yourself off the bridge?
You sound like a negative nancy OP. You should fit in very well here. That is, except for the drug comment. The regulars here love their drugs and temptations.
Lol tell us how you really feel OB
Good for you OP,spew that crap out;that will kill you if you keep it in. 🙂
If a doctor told you that you had six months to live, would you still hate these things with the intensity that you do? For fuck’s sake, lighten up!
Haha very good OP, I hate those things too. Except I rather like the smell of weed.
Everybody remember the episode of Family Guy where Peter and Brian trap James Woods by laying down a trail of treats:
“Oooh Piece of Candy. Oooh, Piece of Candy, Ooooh Piece of candy…”
I just did that with the Countess.
yes, I’m going to hell.
Thanks for the chuckle, OB!
Haters are great. Seconded on the warm beer part. That shit is sebastian.
I hate more than you do, even while I’m sleeping. Pbbbbfffttt, beginner!!!
Do you hate anything that matters OP? Just sayin’.
Feel better now…?
I hate people who are just out to fuck with others for their own shits and giggles.
^^^^^Then why did you change your name from Boru? To confuse and toy with other poster’s emotions again?^^^^^^^^
That’s rich coming from you, Wog/Twink/Blimp/Fucked In The Head.
Crock, this twisted old road whore has no other way to get her jollies. Now she’s a devout Catholic, previously a so-called Christian but really is neither. Blimpy’s just a sad old woman that no one pays attention to, not even her imaginary Rub Unit. The attention she gets on this board is the best she can do.
Op you are the most pointless person… “like omg! I hate things that are things that i don’t like, like, you know??? Right???? omg i can’t EVEN..!”
and as a side note, women don’t owe you anything. I don’t give a flying fuck what you think we should be wearing. I’m not renting space in the universe with my looks, nor does your opinion have anything to do with my choices.
Because you’re dumb, vapid and boring. So while i do NOT wear pyjamas in public, I do it to garner favour with people who are not you.
I hate Brussel sprouts :-/
Omni-bitching it up…
but that list isn’t nearly long enough.
My weed doesn’t smell like ass.
and op, i’m super-impressed how you took the time to go back through all the bitches since the start of 2013 to create this.
Very good scrapbooking skills.
This bitch (and Ivan’s reminder of that hilarious Family Guy episode) made me laugh too….btw, good one Nurse Hezz!! For the record, I hate cooked carrots. And I superhateit when my cats pee where they are not supposed to pee!
Also, sometimes, in the am of my off days, I do the drive thru in my pj pants and favorite sleepy tee–sorry OB, but, ya know, I don’t hate you for hating me for that…;P
Hezzie, I second you–thanks for the chuckles OB! 😀