HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO WAIT EVERY FUCKING DAY AFTER SCHOOL IN MY MOM’S CAR AND WAIT FOR HIM TO COME OUT OF THE SCHOOL AND I GET OUT OF SCHOOL AT 2:25 AND GUESS WHAT TIME HE COMES OUT????? 3 O CLOCK!!! THIS HAS BEEN EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS!!!! I CANNOT DRIVE, THOUGH I AM IN THE PROCESS OF DOING SO, BUT IN THE MEANTIME I CANNOT BIKE B/C IT TOO COLD, AND I DON’T LIKE TAKING THE BUS BECAUSE IT SUCKS ASS, AND I JUST WANT TO DRIVE WITH MY MAMA, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO B/C I HAVE TO WAIT A HALF HOUR EVERY DAY AFTER SCHOOL FOR MY LAZY FUCKTARD BROTHER TO MOSY HIS ASS ON OUT AND WHEN HE COMES IN THE CAR HE GOES OH HAY WATS UP LIKE NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR IF I HAD A SUPER BLASTER ID LOAD IT UP WITH COLD WATER AND SPRAY IT ON HIM AND IT WOUD FROOZE ALL OVER HIM!!!!!!! AND WEN HE WUD TRY TO PULL THAT SHIT AT 2:25 ID BEE LIKE O SHIT! YOU GOT SPLATTERED! NOW YOU’LL COME OUT SOONER!!!!!! HA HA!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O AND U KNO WAT ELSE???????????????????????????
K SO EVERY FUCKING MORNING ALSO HE MAKES ME LATE FOR SKOOL !!!!!!!!!!! AND I TRY TO GET GOOD GRADES AND I HAVE PERFECT ATENDANCE BUUTT HE MAKES ME FUCKING TARDI EVVVVVVVERY MORNING!!!!!! I TELL HIM TO HURRY UP BUT NO1!!!!!! HE HASTA WET HIS STUPID HAIR DOWN! I DON’T EVEN SEE Y HE DOES IT CUS HES SOOOOO UGGGGLLLLYYYYY!!!! HE IS SO UGLY AND HAS LOSER FRIENDS AND IS SO MFUFFLED OFSESSED WITH SKATEBORADING VIDEOS!!!! HOLY SHIT AND HE IS SO SLOW AT EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR HE HAS A NOME ON THE BACKS OF HIS HEELS SLOWING HIM DOWN BUT HE IS SUHCHCHHHCHCH A LOOOOSOSSSSSERRRR!!!! HOLY FUCKING MOTHER HELL SHIT OH MY LORDY GOD ALMIGHTOY IN THE HEAVENS ABOVE PLASE MAKE HIM STOP BEING SO FUCKING RETARTED HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG I HATE HIM
— I HATE HIM
This article appears in Dec 17-23, 2009.
Wow, maybe you should spend the extra time in the car with a tutor…
Oh my god is this even real?!
Just a thought, maybe you should enroll yourself in some kind of grammar / spelling workshop or anger management class for 2:25 to 3:00 every afternoon. I think that would be time well spent.
Poor sweetums doesn’t like the bus.
God I hate teenagers. They should all be sent away to a distant island from the age of 13 to 20. Then they can come back and rejoin society.
I can only conclude you’re just a spoiled little arsetard who needs to be dancing at the end of someone’s foot.
Ah, hahahaha, maybe you should FROOZE that NOME right off his heels to make him hurry the hell up ALMIGHTOY!
Fuck. I don’t even know where to start at with this one…
Teenagers WONDER why people hate them…good grief.
HAHAHAAH this made me laugh
this little douchebag has to be all of 12 or 13,or maybe less. school usually gets out for grades 4 and on at about 3 p.m., so how come this little puke was in a car at an earlier time. even special ed. classes usually finish at the same 3 p.m. daily. guess he is just more special than some, and hope you don’t have to go to work in the real world kid,someday,someone,will really kick your snotty ass,with the tude you have now.grow a bit,before mouthing off here.
Awww, poor little baby.
how is it his fault his school gets out later than yours???
and if you’re so fucking concerned about getting home quickly, take the fucking bus like everyone else.
It must be tough to be 16 and in grade 2…
I mean, if teachers passed you beyond that point with typing like that, I have no faith in the next generation. (skool ????? really????)
It’s pretty sad when you click spellchecker and it says, “holy fuck, you’re on your own…”
Hey guy’s he has to get home to real important stuff, like TV watching & video games. Suck it up loser, if I was your parent I’d make you walk !
I hate when people bitch about spelling. Get over it.
I can’t speak for everyone else, sarey, but it’s not just the spelling here, and it makes your point appear more legitimate if you take the time to present it well… and people can actually read, understand, and follow whatever you’re trying to say.
No.
“I hate when people bitch about spelling. Get over it.”
I hope you’re joking.
The girl who wrote this is the type that would get abducted and no one would say anything for 2 weeks
sarey, you’re one of those txt tlk people aren’y ya?
how’s this for a sentence then if you don’t mind bad spelling….
“hadey hf e lweidjf kgvre.”
what… all I did was misspell every word. Oh, but that’s ok because you know what I said.
You sounds like a spoiled little shit actually, take the bus, too bad if it sucks ass and shut your face. If that’s all you have to worry about your doing ok. Go cry else where
It’s pointing out the obvious. It just seems dumb to me.
I’d like to see the little shit freezing his tookis at a rural school bus stop for a half hour in bone-chilling weather like my three had to do for 13 fucking years.
I missed this guy. Always entertaining.
This little shit is the same bitcher who posted a bitch about the ‘loser skater brother’ a while ago.
I was hoping you would have chilled out a bit since then OP… still a douchebag I see. Oh well, your brother sounds like a nice laidback guy, maybe he’ll rub off on you once you get over him.
Some of the schools in HRM do in fact, get out at 2:15. Generally, it is the Junior High Schools in the former county schools who get out this time, whilst the high schools get out a bit later. ( Just a note for one of the commentors who replied)
yeah, so this is the ‘more mature’ and ‘older highschool brother’ we have to look forward to.
Hey OP here’s something you can look forward to hearing for a long time…
… I’ll have a nugget meal with diet coke…
clock’s tickin’
Despite the illitracy, he may have a point. I wonder if the mother is also waiting with the OP every day for 35 mintues for “the fucktard” to “mosy his ass” out of school? What reasonable parent would put up with such nonsense??
OP older brother is probably in highschool if he can drive, are there any highschools that get out at 2:25? If not OP really has nothing to complain about, and should just suck it up and take the bus home if waiting is so bad.
Fucking baby. Walk or STFU. I walked home from STP when I couldn’t get a drive. Summer or winter. Deal with it.
How bout this: Maybe if you walked and stopped bitching, your MAMA would only have to pick up one of you, instead of waiting 40 minutes after picking your ass up.
Shut up you whiny little shit. Fuck I hate teenagers. like OMG my brother makes me wait. Boo fucking hoo!!
I blame the mother. I wouldn’t let that fucking retarded mouthpiece in my car.
This is the soundtrack to every teenager’s brain. I find it hilarious, and rather cathartic to read. It sorta lets a person feel like there’s others out there freaking out more than you are, about shit you can’t control.
I say post on little angst-ridding sibling. Do what you must to keep from ripping the shit up……until you’re either smart enough or strong enough to win.
Ahh I love this one, perfect start to the week.
Not that it will have any impact, but take it easy on your Brothers, they can be the best friends you’ll ever have.
Is it too late to ask Santa for a super blaster?
Ok I thought that I laughed hard enough at the post but the after comments were even better. A dance at the end of someone’s foot was a classic and spending the time in anger management? ba ha ha ha good laugh for the day. I agree though why does the parent put up with it?
As for the why do people complain about spelling? If spelling/grammar didn’t matter it wouldn’t exist.
Shank ’em
“I used to lay in my twin bed at night and wonder where my brother was.”
Thanks to Mitch Hedberg. R.I.P.