I HATE HIM I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!
HE’S SUCH A FUCKING LOSER!!! ALL HE DOES IS SKATEBOARD ALL FUCKING DAY AND WATCH SKATEBOARDING VIDEOS AND LOOK AT SKATEBOARDING PICTURES AND WASTE HIS LIFE!!! HE’S AS SKINNY AS A POLE AND DOESN’T EVEN FEED HIMSELF!! HE LOAFS ALL DAY LONG WHEN HE’S NOT SKATEBOARDING AND CALLS ME A FAG ALL THE TIME FOR NO REASON!!! HE’S SUCH A LOSER!!!! IF HE DIED I WOULD NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY AT HIS FUNERAL. HE’S SUCH A FUCKING GOOD FOR NOTHIING….LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN’T WAIT ONE MORE YEAR AND I’M OUT OF HERE AND NEVER COMING BACK HE CAN ROT IN HELL FOR ALL I CARE. MOM DONT TELL ME TO BE NICE TO HIM ANYMORE BECAUSE HES SUCH A GODDAMN LOSER!!!!! HOLY FUCK!!! IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY SKATEBOARDING VIDEO HE WATCHED ID BE FUCKING RICH!!! IT JUST NEVER ENDS1!!! UGGGH I HATE HIM SO SOS SOSOSOSOS MUCH!!! I CAN’T STAND IT ANYMORE!!! I COME HOME AND HE’S SITTING THERE, I DRIVE BY IN THE CENTER AND HE’S SKATEBOARDING THERE, HE’S JUST SUCH A LOSER!!!!!!!!!! A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!LOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSER
LOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLSER….
AND HE’S SO LAZY!!!!!! HE ASKS ME TO FUCKING GET STUFF FOR HIM~!! WHAT??? WHY WOULD I EVER GET ANYTHING FOR YOU??? DO SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF FOR A CHANGE INSTEAD OF OBSESSING…I think he has OCD. I really do. He watches goddamn skateboarding videos all day long so much that it scares me, how much someone can stare at a screen for so long. I hope he dies so he can’t watch anymore skateboarding videos in heaven. Or maybe he’ll go to hell. That would be better. I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH OMGO OMG ONE TIME WE WENT ON A SAFARI AND WE WERE LOOKING AT THE ANIMALS, WELL I THOUGHT HE WAS LOOKING AT THE ANIMALS, BUT THEN I LOOKED OVER AND HE’S STARING AT HIS CELL PHONE!!! WTF!!! AND THEN IT GETS WORSE I LEANED OVER TO SEE WHAT HE WAS DOING AND A MOTHERFUCKING SKATEBOARDING VIDEO WAS ON!!!!!
OMGOMAOGA;DHJGAHR[AOJWO HES SUCH A LOSER I CANNOT STAND IT I WOULD RATER TAPE UP MY WHOLE FACE THAN STARE AT HIM FOR MORE THAN 2 SECONDS AND HE IS SO UGLY HE SHOULD JUST STICK HIS FACE IN TAR AND THEN PUT FEATHERS ON IT!!
O AND ANOTHER THING…HE USED TO BE POPULAR AND STUFF AND GO OUT WITH PRETTY GIRLS BUT ONCE HE STARTED SKATEBOARDING NO NONO THAT WAS ALLL GONE!!!!! HE LOST ALL HIS POPULAR FRIENDS AND GIRLS AND IS HANGING OUT IWTH LOSER KIDS!!!! WTF!!!! HIS FREIDNS DONT EVEN TALK THERE SO WEIRD AND THEIR JUST AS OBSESSED WITH MOTHERFUCKING SKATEBOARDING AS HE IS!!! OMG I JUST WANT THEM ALL TO EMBARRASES THEMSELVES IN FRONT OF MEGAN FOX!!! THEN THEY WILL WANT TO DIE!!! OOH I HOPE MEGAN FOX SAYS TO THEM: YOU’RE ALL LOSERS B/C YOU SKATEBOARD I WOULD NEVER DATE TWERPS LIKE YOU GUYS….AND THEN THEIR SELF ESTEEM WOULD DIE AND THEY WOULD SHAVE THEIR HEADS…OMG I HATE THEM ALL I HATE ALL SKATEBOARDERS ALL THEY DO IS FALLOON THEIR FACES AND FAIL…..WTF!!!!!!!!!
—I HATE MY BROTHER
This article appears in Aug 27 – Sep 2, 2009.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
You just made my day, this is so incredible.
I HATE CAPS LOCK!!!!!!!
AND THE OVERUSE OF EXCLAMTION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND WHINEY LITTLE TEENAGE DOUCHEBAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More parents should put a kiddie lock on their computers, or if little Susie already has her own Sailor Moon laptop-
– there needs to be a “junior” internet, like YTV, for little kids and ‘tweens’.
As I’m almost retired do I worry that wank stains like these 2 will be responsible for paying taxes so I can be guaranteed a pension, you bet your sweet corn niblets I do.
These 2 should be a reality show called “This is what happens when you don’t use birth control”
“Internet Junior” – That’s a great idea Frosty.
I’d also like an internet with a “beaded door”…
Ah’gwan: this is a classic. It’s descriptive, angry and perfect storytelling. You bitchers could learn from IHMB. Can’t you just picture the teenage sibling angst? Excellent use of Caps. It made my day, too.
oh my comment disappeared, sweet. either way this girl is the worst.
Let me get this straight. He likes skateboarding videos?
Seriously though, I’ve been there before with my brother. But, I moved out, grew up and got over it. You will too.
Aside from OB’s lack of keyboard skills, I do agree with her rant/message/bitch. Every skater I’ve ever met has been a low-expectation-having bum. My former neighbour is a skater and flunked out of a basic art school, was broke usually because he spent every penny on booze or pot, was usually late for work (if he had a job) b/c he was hungover (and would say its not his fault) and would depend on the rest of us in the building to take care of him.
He finally got kicked out for failing to pay rent although he was selling point and seemed to have enough to buy new sneakers and decks.
I’m not trying to paint all skaters with the same brush at all as I know there are some who skate as a hobby while maintaining school, work and other priorities.
This ex-neighbour (and OB’s brother) sound very alike and somehow believe that they’re going to make it big in the “skate world” by watching videos and not putting any work into progress.
If this isn’t prime LTWWB material I don’t know what is.
To the OP, one day you’ll grow up and realize the world is full of lazy retarded assholes but that one is special BECAUSE he’s your brother. It’s only once we grow up and lose friendships we thought would last forever does family reveal itself as something really special. Who else in the world could better teach you the patience and tolerance demanded by the society you’re about to become an adult in? If you can’t get beyond judging your brother in such harsh terms (he’s not even smokin’ crack and rippin’ off your shit or knockin’ up your best girlfriend or pouring glue in your hair) imagine how you will cope with a bothersome coworker or an ignorant boss? It seems to me you USE your brother as a measuring stick to check yourself and them condemn him for making you look so good. You should thank him for being a loser.
A safari!
“Every skater I’ve ever met has been a low-expectation-having bum. “
“I’m not trying to paint all skaters with the same brush at all as I know there are some who skate as a hobby while maintaining school, work and other priorities.”
^You’re a hypocrite^
I am a hypocrite; I’m aware. However I haven’t “met” that many skaters so the pool is rather small. And I’m aware of the generalization; again, haven’t met that many.
Fat, we all know you’re a hypocrite but who cares that you don’t have an opinion you could validate? Really? Why say so? Go back to your Twinkies.
This one is surely a job for McGayle – what ever happened to her/him? Maybe the pile of form 5’s fell on her/his bonce
I don’t have to validate anything that’s my entitlement, Kay. You’re a hypocrite also but merely in denial as always.
There has to be a better reason then he watches skateboarding video and skateboards all the time for you to write a bitch like that. If that’s the only reason then you should seek help. Your brother is perfectly happy living his life the way he is and your ready to have a heart attack about it. Calm down. You should try talking to your brother rather then writing a bitch about him. Although I do not agree with the names he calls you. You brother may be insecure or just really like skateboarding. Maybe he feels the same way about you and you habits.
The food avatars are fighting again dear.
It’s just a phase brotha…chill. My brother went through the same phase and he is fine now. Wait a year or 2 more and he will have forgotten all about it.
So, the question we must try to figure out: does the OP intensely dislike, one may even suggest hate, his brother?
TLDR
There’s twinkies?
I wanna know what Fat’s big fat problem is with my post. Hypocrite?
What? You don’t have to be at least 10 years old to post a Bitch? I think that’s about the age I was when I last wished death on my brother. It was funny, at least.
This calls for a dramatic reading.
I think it calls for an interpretive dance.
I want to see in real life what “FALLOON” means.
I wanna know what the OP does on a daily basis for fun and who their friends are that he/she hates her brothers life so much. Cause some of this just sounds like jealousy.
I hate it when I falloon my face.
Cap rage – ya gotta love it.
I have a motto (actually I have a framed cross stitched sample on my wall, done ironically by my sister): Friends are the Cosmic Muffin’s (fill in the Entity or Entities or Void) apology for family.
I think the OP needs to up their Ritalin dosage. *G*
You may hate him now, but wait until your folks are gone, or until he’s died before you have.
Sounds like you guys are both younge but once you guys get older shit like that wont matter tis just an intrest, find something you love as much
I think the OB is angry that his older brother is paying so much attention to skateboarding and his skater friends instead of paying attention to him.
Some day he’ll be interested in you and make an effort to get to know you, but right now he’s just a dumb teenager. He’ll call you names, you’ll call him names… then one day when you’re older you’ll both grow up and start treating each other like civilized adults. You may even become good friends. In the meantime, chill out, be patient and find a hobby of your own.
Holy. Fricken. Teenage. Angst.
Use your brother as an example, get out there and do something useful with your life. Then, if he turns out to be the douchebag he may be destined to become, you can say a hearty “I told you so!” And then snicker to your self-righteous self.