Why must I stand in line for so long to get a fucking coffee on campus? It doesn’t seem to matter what time of the day it is, there’s always about 15-30 other students in the line-up! It must be because it’s the first few days of school. OMG, I can’t wait for the slackers to stop attending or drop out all together so the coffee lines are half the length!
This article appears in Sep 4-10, 2008.
Spoken like a first-year trust fund brat. It sounds like you have real important book-learnin’ to do and we, the people, need you to be as alert as possible if you’re going to be leading the way towards our future. I’d hate to see you drop out of school like all those other coffee-drinking slackers when you clearly have so much to offer.
Here’s a suggestion.Make your own.Morning, noon or night, Gimpysaviour is always right…I think I found a new motto.