This goes out to the fucker who’s car alarm went off shortly after 7:00 this morning at the top of Spring Garden. The noise that hell-spawned thing was projecting must’ve woken or seriously pissed off a good thousand people. Seriously – there are at least a dozen houses and three apartment buildings in the area. It actually entered my dreams (a really good fucking dream as I recall), woke me up, and then continued for almost 45 minutes with it’s piercing warbling. Aargh!
It should be a criminal offense to activate a car alarm unless you are within earshot of it. I hope your car was ransacked and left on cinder blocks you igonrant cunt. Where the fuck were you??
—Sensory Violated
This article appears in Mar 19-25, 2009.
You know you can call the cops when alarms go off and they can deal with it by contacting the owner.
really? I didn’t know that.
And car alarms are supposed to be loud…or else what point would they serve? *whisper*beep, beep, *quiet* honk, honk, *tiny*ooooooooeeeeee, ooooooooeeeee, *hushed* eeeeeoooooooo, eeeeeeeeoooooooo….
“It should be a criminal offense to activate a car alarm unless you are within earshot of it”
so you can’t put a car alarm on when going to a parking garage, or into the grocery store, or well pretty much any store that doesn’t have one hell of an open concept.
I know you’re pissed… but think before you type.
There’s always this option to pass the time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LznpWeXbZrc
The problem with car alarms is that they go off accidentally so often, people just ignore them when they go off legitimately.
He probably rolled over and cursed the basterd who owned the car. Then went back to trying to sleep like everyone else.