What the fuck is with guys in public washrooms who use the only toilets available to piss, instead of urinals? Bathroom stalls in men’s washrooms should be strictly for dumping, especially if they are the only ones available!
I fucking hate it when I got the turtle poking it’s head and I rush into the washroom to see that the only toilet is being taken up by some guy just taking a fucking leak! Meanwhile, three empty urinals are lined up against the wall, waiting, BEGGING for your pee. Nine times out of ten when I finally do make it in for a dump, I have to deal with piss all over the toilet seat from these assholes. Piss in the fucking urinal and let me poop!
Are you that insecure about the size of your fucking wang? Do you really need that much privacy just to take a leak? Grow the fuck up! Most modern urinals have partitions for you insecure small-dicked losers anyway. Also, consider the fact you are using so much more water to flush a toilet than a urinal.
Next time, I’m just going to take a dump in the urinals like I used to when I was a little kid, then fling it over the stall door. See how comfortable you feel then!
This article appears in Apr 3-9, 2008.
LMFAO.. Yeah.. I guess that would suck… then having to wipe the seat before you can even sit… yuck.. I don’t think I could just stand around and pee…. I am shy as hell, (I know I dont have anything dangling between my legs to make it possible, I just meant IF I were a guy 😉 So I can understand why some guys use the stall…
Just a thought FSAPO…If its that urgent, maybe Turtle-Poking just aint your game… Try heading for the terlet a little sooner and you’ll do fine… But tell me, I’m dying to know… What are you going to use to dig that turd from the urinal and fling it??? That big man dick of yours???Anal Retentors… Sheesh…
Hahahahaha
…you totally lost me at “turtle poking it’s head”…haaaaaaaahahahahahahaha….