Dear tall bloke whose name I have yet to attain: I’ve been seeing you around, each time you’re better looking then my brain’s able to retain.
Saw you in the north end of town. Maybe it’s just me but I think we’ve shared a few glances,not so sure how great my chance is.
I think you’re striking and I dig your shoes, maybe you could be my muse? —A fellow NSCAD girl
This article appears in Oct 14-20, 2010.


Probably me. I’m sexy as fuck.
Try the old classic. Hi, move onto “my name is …” pause, good luck.
Captain Obvious, are you related to Captain Slow? I loves me some UK TG. It rawks!
Ugh this post is so pretentious I want to strangle myself
it can‘t be pretentious. she failed to use the correct “than“…