I enjoy being a pr*ck at Xmas. I enjoy giving people a scowl when they smile at me for no reason. I generally try not to make eye contact. I don’t care if you smile… it’s all an act. Most of the year you don’t acknowledge my existence and you treat me like a leper… so why should I return the smile? It’s my time to cast a pall and I enjoy every effing picco second. See y’all in hades… —Scrooge Mcf*ck
This article appears in Nov 24-30, 2011.
Well, well, aren’t you proud of yourself for being able to scowl at people caught up in the holiday spirit? Sounds like you’re one miserable, cranky fuck and the people you’re scowling at so fiercely don’t give a flying fuck about your ‘casting a pall’ over their parade. They’ll just ignore you like the rest of us would.
Probably a retail employee or restaurant server. Remember, don’t tip just because it’s Christmas. Just don’t tip at all.
Good for you…
Wow that just warms the cockles of my heart, add to the douche pile
“Alms for an old ex-leper?”
you said it http://metacafe.tubevube.com/watch/yt-U74s…
“‘E’s not giving you any money, so piss off!”
strangely enough, that’s one of our favourite christmas movies “he’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy”
Got to be one of my fave lines… that and “Never mind that Welsh Tart”… Terry Jones at his finest!
Yeah, Brian and Die Hard, excellent Xmas movies lol!
This smells like zzz’s bitch last year. As I remember it people kicked some holiday spirit up your ass last year, and I bet they do the same this year. Don’t be a Christmas bitch, it’s Jesus’s birthday and it only happens once a year.
See what happens when you get together with Seb.
Well said miss TTFN!!! I love the holidays.
And OB I think you have a much bigger issue in your life then Xmas so in the spirit of the holidays I truly hope you get the help you need. Merry Christmas.
Probably people don’t like you because you have a shitty attitude. But… I like the name Scrooge McFuck. So.. Draw on this one.
From the sound of yourself pity attitude I think you are lucky people are nice to you at least once a year. Wow, what makes someone so bitter and hateful.
This is a bad time of year for a lot of people. The days get shorter in terms of sunlight and a pall of depression envelopes some people. I’m one of those, I’m not sure it’s Christmas so much as the “dark when you get up, dark when you get home from work” thing. The commercialism of the holiday season bugs me but I wouldn’t say it depresses me. It’s called Seasonal Affected Disorder. OP is riding it like a horse but it is a real disorder.
perhaps you’ll get a really big piece of coal that you can use to warm your cold ass heart mofo 🙂
I don’t wish to see suffering on my behalf.
I have cast out devils and healed lepers but only love can heal the wound in your heart.
Live and be well Mr. Scrooge McFuck.
come on scroogie, bet if i gave you a pint, you would get in the spirit of things, get it, spirit.
good memory… It does sound like moi.
I guess there’s two of us out there who don’t really give a shit about ‘xmas spirit’.
Here’s one for Seb as he loves Fairview
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/…
Oh the Humanity! >: 0 Man, I hate to see such an atrocity inflicted on an innocent rack of ribs. I hope the spacktard is charged with a hate crime.
I think that would only apply if they had a pet potbelly.
It’d be the pork equivalent to our famous cross-burning incident.
If the potbelly was named Mohammed, would killing it be considered islamophobic?
The TTFN Family-Unit decided this year that we wouldn’t do the gift thing this year – instead, we’re gonna spend quality time with good food and drink, take in the Christmas movies, etc. – We all finally had it with the whole commercial aspect of Christmas and want to get back to the simplicity of enjoying time spent with friends and family. The thought of not having to go to the mall makes me want to do a lively step dance on the WTCC weather vane.
i’m buying tattoos for the boy and his squeeze…screee. beats a sweater
I dunno – this one’s kinda cool:
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/321009/a…
An dat night I pray to God to send a ‘undred million ant to eat all up my Gordie ‘owe sweddur.
I love it when cranky people make a point of telling others that they don’t like christmas. Its like the people who go out of their way to mention that they don’t own a tv. Heads up, nobody cares about you no matter what the season is, but I guess thats the point
go prove how smart you are
http://gizmodo.com/5864010/proven-the-more…
zZz..
I also fucking despise Christmas.
hmmmm, dumping the commercialism of xmas.
Why does that sound so familiar ~;)
Oh look at me, i hate Christmas and all its bullshit. Im such a rebel to be mean to people when they are just trying for a few weeks to be kinder and happier. Im so “kewl” it hurts…
all i see here is an attention hungry, miserable person who may or may not have been touched by his drunken uncle in a santa suit on a bingo night.
Oooo..sounds like someone is getting coal and that weird sticky candy in their stocking 😮 Maybe three ghosts will visit you and change your mind 😀
I CAN’T GO 2 A CROWD place and start yellin her name, that would be pyscotic, if she was there , i’m sure she wouldn’t just come over, lololol@ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz poster