OK, THREE different women this week alone have accused me of wanting their man… I don’t and I’m not really sure why you would assume I do. Talking to someone does not mean you want to have sex with that person.
Also, to that last crazy bitch who harassed me… YOU GUYS ARE BROKEN UP!!!!!!! I still don’t want your ex, but he’s your EX. Leave me alone or I’m calling the police to get a restraining order on your crazy ass. —Lesbian Lover ♥
This article appears in Nov 4-10, 2010.
This has happened to me twice at work. The first woman shook her fist at me and said she was going to have a baby with her man and for me to stay the hell away from him. She never did have a baby and he left her a few months later. Second woman got mad when I was near her man and then would watch me for my entire shift. She never got her work done because she was too busy watching me.
Try being gay and hanging out with a girlfriend who has a jealous boyfriend. I’m not sure if he is jealous I am hanging out with her, and he’s jealous he’s not hanging out with me.
You know, I think some women get defensive because punani comes easy in this world. Don’t pretend you don’t see them downtown writhing on the dance floors, dressing absolutely trashy and trying to get as much attention as possible. Some women just get really nervous and frankly turn into beasts when it comes to their fellas. That is their issue. Just refrain from confrontation, and if someone tells you something about “their man” just stay away if he doesn’t mean that much to you.
My theory = if slutty Annie down the road does you better than I do, and makes you feel manly, go ahead, but don’t expect me to stay. Point is, if they’re going to stray they’ll stray, be it with you OP or the next girl. *shrug*
That being said, many women don’t see marriage/commitment as a barrier to relationships (intimate, emotionally physically) with a man/woman … so one can understand where these scary partner’s worries come from …
So, except for Seb, you all know my ex
I love you Donk. Your explanations and post are always so great.
“punani comes easy”
easy to say that when you hold all the cards.
that’s like me saying,
“pissing my name in the snow comes easy”
Merci RC 😉
zZz, there is ALWAYS a willing party, if you yourself are willing.
sure, I could find some VD’d cougar with gangly teeth, leathery and half way to skin cancer, tits lookin like a sock full of sand….
but it’d cost me at least a 20.
I hate it when girls call their boyfriends “my man”, it’s so trashy and stupid. Also calling your partner “baby” and “lover” constantly is annoying too. I hate hanging out with couples.
Blehhhhh that’s an extreme, but if that’s what you like … to each his own … all bread has its cheese.
Btw when you type “VD’d cougar” into google, the first thing that comes up is Panther Tank. Haha
ok, ewww. it is an extreme… but us NON-bar-goers are left with little option.
Well then, get out to the expletive bars bitch! or join a club or some sports thing, the shooting range. Many honeys there. Or get yourself a real low riding shiny car with big rims, some bling, roll like a pimp. Uh get into the music scene, hang around shoe stores. you want an intellectual chick, they’re all holed up in the lib. … pretend you’re a scholarly intellectual. Learn some clever magic tricks that involve confetti, we like shiny shit. Get yourself a jacket that feels like butter mmmmmh yes. Dare I say it, wear a little cologne and approach that sweet dairy queen honey typing in your order.
My dating tips, oh God, it’s been a long week. I’m out follllks. Party into a coma weekend awaits!
zZz, you know my ex.
When someone shows that much jealousy, DTMFA.
I actually did look up shooting ranges,
surprisingly,they want you to know your way around a gun before they’ll let you have one to shoot there. You can’t just walk in, get a gun and start a poppin’.
grrr,
again,I really also encourage the general public not to recommend arming me at any time unless I’m jumping out of a plane into WWIII – the return of the schnitzel
“VD’d cougar – Panther Tank”.
Donk – I think I’m in love. >; )
you need to know someone who has guns and a permit and is licensed. then you can go as their guest to a shooting range. pow pow
See, Pops does it so all one had to do was the course thing. It’s good stress relief indeed.
i may end up taking the course donk. i love learnin *squack*
This happens to me toooo OP because most of my friends are guys for the simple reason that a lot of girls are crazy. I was at a show once, talking to one of the DJs playing because my other friends were over talking to him and he’s a kick ass DJ!, and his girlfriend was glaring at me all night and tagged me as “rabid fan” in a picture on Facebook. I’ll stay with my lads, thanks <3
Do it PG!! I’ll take ya.
thanks donkey dearest. it’s definitely one of my cold weather projects…kapow◉
lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpmILPAcRQo…
Mmmm lesbians…did I say that out loud?
Ok, this is my take on this bitch:
I find the girls who are all “don’t look at MY MAN” are monumentally insecure. Period. If you are constantly worried that your “man” is going to leave you for any girl who talks to him OR tries to snatch him away then either you know your “man” isn’t all that into you, or you need to get some self esteem. If your “man” is into you he won’t be swayed by some random talking to him or someone trying to snatch him away. And if he is, then good riddance! It wasn’t meant to be! Accept the fact that there’s somene else he’d rather be with! Quite franky, if I was with someone who would leave me for someone else it wasn’t meant to be with me in the first place. And I wouldn’t WANT a guy who doesn’t want to be with me 100%. I’d rather be alone than with a guy who isn’t in it 100%. If he leaves me, so be it — I’m a firm believer in people being with who they want to be and not being with someone out of obligation.
I could go out right now and make myself un-single, but I’d rather wait and find someone who’s as into me as I’m into them and not just be with someone for the sake of not being alone or with someone who’s just in it until something better comes along (or for sex. Frig I hate that! I *do* have a brain too, you know!).
EXACTLY PK… I’m glad you see it my way… it was a crazy week of crazy women!
Sidenote, PF: NGF’s back from BC — wanna get some food with us sometime in the near future? 🙂