What is wrong with Halifax advertisers? First, the slut I have to see every time I pay the bridge toll and now an ad promoting the city by saying, in all caps, “MY FIRST TIME WE DID IT ALL OVER DOWNTOWN”? Well my first time I was 15, in the back seat of a 1985 Oldsmobile. What kind of message are you trying to send? That Halifax is just as bad as the first time you had sex? Why don’t you “try something new” and shove your perverted ads up your ass. —Get Some Class
This article appears in Jun 7-13, 2012.
Who said we wanted you in our club?
They’re just trying to promote reality. No matter where you go in halifax the NDP and taxes make you bend over and take it as hard as they can give it.
“Halifax is just as bad as the first time you had sex”
For. The. Win.
Op, copyright that phrase before the Chamber of Commerce get their hands on it.
On a somewhat related note, back when I was in junior high, we did some entrepreneurship thing where we made products and sold them at lunch time. My friends and I made cookies with fudge in them and called them “Fookies”. Our slogan was “Hey suga, wanna fookie?” Teachers didn’t say shit to us, which is odd considering they were out there every day measuring how long girls’ dresses and skirts were…
Thats just good marketing mel, sex sells. Probably the most important lesson you can learn at those entreprenurship things. We sold hot dogs and made the most money at ours, because we specifically partnered with the hot lazy chick in our class and had her going around the fair selling them. Her demo of eating a hotdog without chewing was a hit.
Agree, these ads take no talent or wit to create at all…. but sex sells. They should just make ads out of porn pictures or cut to the chase with just big neon letters spelling SEX.
If I got my shorts in a knot every time I hated the idea behind a piece of advertising, I’d be dead from a heart attack by now. This is not just Halifax advertisers, this is the advertising business. I guess in this case it’s your tax dollars so you can’t really choose whether or not you want to support or buy their product, but gee whizz loosen up OP, you’re only stressing yourself out.
the ads only be perverted to a chosen few, guess you are one of them. while i find they lack any saving grace, except for the chick, they are as stupid as fuck. who the hell cares if some idiot wants to jump off the bridge, or run their car into a barricade at 100 klms.an hour? do i really give a fuck if you got laid at 15 either? these days, you just go about your own fucking business, and to hell with all else. saves you from getting shot, stabbed, or otherwise having the crap whupped out of you.
yep, halisux is a nice place to live, but most people don’t wanna visit us here. why would that be now, the crime, the dope, the idiot drivers, or how about some asshole whining about a fucking set of stupid ads? i tend to go with the last. yep, halisux, home of the backward gubment, fucked up transhit, and oh yes, s.e.t.’s.
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I think Mel should grace the upcoming summit with some “fookies”.
Just sayin’.
Really? Perverted? Sexual innuendo maybe, but, perverted… not so much. Perhaps now would be the perfect time to remove the stick (or perhaps the gear shift from that 1985 oldsmobile) from that squeaky tight ass and relax. If there’s a world with no sex, or the ability to make light of the same (unnecessarily serious) subject, count me out. Now go unpack you wool one piece and enjoy a sexy day at the beach, you don’t know what you’re missing.
Hey was the guy you were with wearing Drakkar Noir and cum kinda of quickly? That could be me, my apologies about the duration…ps I did get better if you want to try again?
Get me a break. First Boy-Unit and I used to shag in the stairwells of the Scotia Square parking lot – and I have the stipled concrete imprints to prove it.
Lollllz, ttfn: another bitcher was telling me about that location! APPARENTLY it’s a great place to get bent over. Hahaha
… * shudder* I USE THOSE STAIRS, DAMN IT.
Oh like you’ve never thought about it, zed. It’s the quiet ones who are the kinkiest 😉
Anyway, I”d be more skeezed by the urine in there, though. And the thought of doing it on security cam. I’m sure you’d end up on the internet.
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If I taught entrepreneurship courses I would ask the first schmuck who said, “sex sells,” how they would use pussy, cock and sodomy to sell something as basic as lemonade or bread.
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buy my lemonade get a free blowjob?
I know how to sell milkshakes!
*wink*
I believe this “Bridget” backlash is a gross overreaction. So a sexy voice is telling drivers to stop texting while driving and to pay more attention behind the wheel. It’s not sexist or perverted maybe a bit silly but I think in good intentions. The “my first time..” ads I know a little less about so I’ll reserve comment on that.
Ha! Brandon’s giving blow jobs if you buy his lemonade! Line up, Suckers, and pretend it’s Bridget Bardot!
brandon, stop stealing sebastards customers. or he’ll run over you in his s.u.v.(suck um vehicle).
I don’t see that ad as ‘sex’
There’s just a whole bunch of stupid.
In particular the one right in the toll collector basket ….
” Keep Your Eyes On the ROAD !” it says .
How the fuck am I going to get the damn coins in the fucking basket…if my eyes are on the road you dumb cunt ?
Hey LS competition is a good thing bring out the best we can do 🙂
OB you are obviously still a generation or two behind the rest of the world…your poor poor husband…if such a sucker exists…if he does it sounds like he must be getting his real satisfaction elsewhere…Did you just arrive here from some Middle Eastern country?..you are entitled to your opinion…its just too bad for us you are entitled to share it …we are now dumber just for having read it…