Yes, you think you rule Fairview. Next time you try to bully me about my dislike of having birds or small rodents on my lawn, which I paid mucho dollars for, bud, more then you will make in a year in your job as King of Fairview! I truly am sorry that someone put large amounts of birdseed and rotting meat in the ditch in front of your house, but it was not me! It is not my fault that you have a rat problem. It’s more likely your fat wife is only eating 10 of the dozen doughnuts and is hiding the others in order to satisfy her 3am itch. Rats are probably eating them and sending word out to the other rats that, if you include the bathroom wastebasket that hasn’t been emptied in a month, we have found a fucking goldmine. Don’t blame your slobbery and my dislike of birds and small rodents on your rat problem. You must learn how to take responsibility for your actions, before you truly lose your crown, your majesty. —Hey It’s a Really Nice Lawn
This article appears in Feb 2-8, 2012.
doesn’t sucks live in fairwiew? i don’t think he has a wife, large or otherwise
You invested how much money on your lawn in Fairview? Yeah, there was a poor investment if ever there was one!
the birds, rats, and rotting meat are the least of your worries living in Fairview…
Fairview is a shit hole etc etc…
I’m so glad you’re not my neighbour.
Lol, Fairview… Is this a metaphor?
Do you live with these people OP? How do you know how often they empty their bathroom wastebasket?
“Don’t blame your slobbery and my dislike of birds and small rodents on your rat problem.”
That statement really makes no sense OP. He believes his rat infestion is the reason you don’t like birds? King of Fairview? Is that an oxymoron?
This bitch is mucho retarded
yes painy, i do live in fairview. and no, i didn’t author this bitch. but i am the rightful heir to the throne of this here country.this part of hrm is no worse than any other part, it’s just the little wannabes.my area is pretty quiet, because i make sure it stays that way. you wanna fuck arund, then go someplace else, or suffer the consiquinces. plain and simply put.
WTF is a consiquince?
OP…If you were my neighbour, your lawn would be full of Roundup designs.