Please. Please stop tailgating me. Don’t tailgate me while I’m in the passing lane. Don’t tailgate me if I’m in the slow lane. Soon I will put a sticker on the back of my car about tailgating to give you idiots who do this VERY ANNOYING AND ILLEGAL thing to me a darn clue.. I figured jamming my breaks when you’re less than 10 feet from my ass was a clue.. I guess not, as you proceeded to go into the slow lane and tailgate the person I was passing instead to try to see who I was.. I was happy to greet your ugly face with my pretty manicured finger.
Wish I could see your insurance bills in 10 years after this bad habit bites you in the ass like you tried to bite me. —The chick who knows how to drive
This article appears in Aug 22-28, 2013.
I read the title and thought that this was from Robin Thicke to Miley Cyrus. Or, the Canadian Taxpayer to…just about anybody, really.
Meaty, all you, bud.
JAMMING HER “BREAKS”
“I figured jamming my breaks when you were less than 10 feet from my ass was a clue.” The chick who knows how to drive
Yes, you figured correctly. No one would even attempt anal entry when you jammed your “breaks” on him when he was less than 10 feet from your ass. But do you keep your “breaks” open for those who are more than 10 feet from your ass? Or is it that you just don’t know how to spell?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
i blame the transit banners asking for a ‘break/brake’
apart from that, agree with OP but expect to see blistering comments from all the ‘get out of my way’ road ragers.
i am going to start launching bags ‘o dog poop from my rear window. i have a never ending supply
A colonoscopy is as close to being anal you will ever get with this character….I have my druthers
You jam on your breaks when someone is tailing you?? Extremely dangerous. Extremely. You can slow down gradually and just go slower and slower until they pass. Or, and here’s an idea, why not pull over and let the prick pass you?
It wasn’t just kinda manicured, or sorta manicured…
it was pretty manicured.
Worry the FUCK more about what’s in front of you and let the rear traffic take care of itself…. you’d notice real fast when a car behind you is about to occupy the same space as the rear of your car…. if you needed to brace for impact.
Also, you have a responsibility to drive extra safe when you have a tail-gater. Normally, you require at least 3 seconds to decelerate to a stop. if the Jabrony behind you doesn’t give themselves the amount of space to stop in time, you should be adding extra space between yourself and the car ahead of you to buffer the extra seconds it takes.
…. and fuckem if he doesn’t appreaciate you potentially saving their life.
lol I spell brake as break all the time, op. I do, however, agree with your post. It’s annoying to look in your mirror and all you see is every detail of the asshole behind you (their face, even their facial expression)
I’ve had people tailgate me while I was going 20 over the limit. It is extremely annoying and I wish I could pump my breaks but I have a daughter, so I would never put her in harms way. I hate tailgaters. There is no justification for doing it. It won’t get you to your destination any faster and it is illegal.
I don’t understand why people tailgate when I am stuck behind a slow-moving car – I’m not going to ride their bumper, and I can’t go any faster. So irritating!
coastreviewer apparently i do too. My hands rely far too much on muscle memory when i type apparently..
Op, the morons have spoken. By all means, brake harshly. Cause a serious accident that will not only harm the idiot behind you but also YOURSELF and potentially anybody in front of you.
These idiots clearly know what they’re talking about.
Op.. don’t listen to dumb people. Braking on a dime with someone a foot behind you is going to, at the very least, eventually cost you thousands in repairs of your own vehicle, a huge spike in your insurance and a potential fine. Because while tailgating is illegal, so is stunt-level jackassery from the “chick who knows how to drive”
Seriously. It’s not worth your life. It’s not even worth your car. It’s not.
Can’t see your headlights in my rear-view mirror…. That’s a paddlin’!
Gonna have to deal with that shit, there’s always going to be people in a hurry and want to drive faster than you. Turn the radio on, drive your race. They can go around. Well, except if you’re the douchebag driving under the speed limit in the fast lane, or continuously beside a car in the slow lane, that shit just pisses people off. Then you have no grounds, you’re impeding traffic for no reason, and I should be able to do the pit manouver on you .
I hear you OP. My wife doesn’t like it either.
Drive slow and then even slower and smile all the way.
Typical woman…says she doesn’t like anal, but she’s never tried it.
Steve your an asshole.You fucked over a lot of people so far in your life.
Yes, WACadoodle. Now, back to your “cooking sherry” and hating on everything male, cause you had a bad experience once.
…Lol…Steve “WACadoodle” good wordplay on my moniker.There are men in my life whom I love very much, who know how to treat women with respect.
How the fuck do you know how I treat women?
I like anal!
Steve In your comments,you never seem to have anything positive to say about women ….Although you could be a kitten in real life and not the hardass you portray on here.
Don’t let WAC bait you, SHTTY. That’s her game. Just ignore her.
I have candy, Steve. ;p
But her opinion of me matters sooooo much, PK. I have an incessant need to be liked by everyone!!!
yah, it’s your cringing servitude that does it for me, harper. snort
” I have an incessant need to be liked by everyone!!!”
Steve I could tell that about you too.
I don’t only hate men who are assholes,I’m an equal opportunity asshole hater…..Actually I don’t “HATE” anyone(not even assholes)”HATE” is a strong word.
And again a ltwwb thread ends up being all about boru.
Dear Coast:
Please block her IP once and for all.
Sincerely,
Every Poster on LTWWB
Pity…Some people are just full of hate….Shame.
Lets not start banning people again. It didn’t go very well for a lot of us the last time. I still miss that Sonic guy, anyone know if he came back?