…For this site, but seriously? There is a subject that NEEDS to be addressed! I am a woman. A woman that likes and dislikes things. I am speaking for myself and NOT for other women. Okay, here it goes: I don’t like anal, I don’t want anal, stop asking me to do anal! It’s gross and uncomfortable. It’s an exit, not an entrance. I don’t get pleasure from it. It doesn’t make me happy, or feel closer to you, it makes me angry and if I am asked ONE more time to do this activity, I will buy a big strap on and see how YOU like it! —It’s off my chest now, thank you
This article appears in Mar 17-23, 2011.
I don’t think there’s any subject that’s off limits for this site…
Go up to Venus Envy, get a two foot double headed dildo with a strap and announce to him that your name is now ‘Peg’.
I’d rather gargle with thumbtacks than have any dick near my poop shute.
If it’s something you hate and he can’t understand then the best way to make him get it is to show him!
no idea what the whole thing is about anal, after that visit to the doctor i vowed never to ask. I like TTFNs strategy
..he probably would like it.. 🙂
I’m in agreement with buying a strap on… next time ‘anal’ comes up. Haul it out of the drawer & say “YOU FIRST “!
Haha, too graphic for this site? We’ve already discussed anal only about like 80 times ;D
Yeah I agree, buy a strap-on and a copy of “Bend Over Boyfriend” haha
But keep in mind, a some straight guys like pegging.
Just say no, OP and be done with it. You can’t blame several different guys for all asking you one time, it’s when one asks you persistently that you whip out the stap-on.
There is nothing wrong with asking someone what they do or do not like. You won’t learn otherwise. However, once the answer is given, that is it. Don’t keep harping on it hoping the answer will change. If the answer is a deal breaker, then so be it.
Omg posts on this subject: Hilarious!
Perhaps you should be taking off your chest since your aren’t taking it up the arse.
I don’t think this is several different guys asking…it sounds like the same BF asking again and again. He thinks you’re stupid OP and he will eventually be able to change your mind. He has no respect for you. I say fuck him up the ass then dump him 🙂
you’ve told him no back-door action, if that doesn’t compute, give him the boot
omg i agree soo much! i’ve done anal before, and got absolutely NO pleasure out of it… i can see why guys like it, but there’s really no satisfaction for the woman in it (with me at least).
i really like the “you first” strapon idea… i’ll have to remember that! 😉
Anal sex would be like a huge hard turd pushing its way back – no fucking way, man. Thank God for ass grapes.
“thank God for ass grapes”
I HAVE to meet you one day. You wouldn’t believe the picture of you in my mind, with the way you describe yourself.
That’s a scary thought, wheelie. Picture an old Mackenzie Phillips in glasses with huge tits and no ass.
okay o.p., i won’t ask to fuck your ass. but can i just straight you anyway? just askin
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http://www.societiesmirror.com/image/funny…
I think some guys like to do anal because their dicks are too small to feel much in a vagina.
I used to see this guy who was quite small and it didn’t seem like he could get off unless he had it in my ass (he was the only guy to give me anal, btw.) Likely he couldn’t feel my vagina very well because I couldn’t feel him that much. And no, I got no pleasure from it either. I stopped seeing him, needless to say. Haha.
To any guy out there who likes anal (and is reading this), why doesn’t shit on your dick deter you from doing it??
Hahaha, if you’re getting shit on your dick, then you’re doing it wrong.
AHAHA Mitten — you make an EXCELLENT point about the small junk 😛
Some women actually do get pleasure though anal stimulation (I, however, am not one of them, and am a 100% no on the whole anal thing), and I know a few chicks who have anal sex regularly and love it… but I kinda agree with TTFN’s interpretation. A turd being shoved back in? About right.
Also: come to the brunch on Sunday, TTFN. I just realized I left your name off my “call out” list, lol. Sunday, 12:15pm, Smitty’s on SGR 🙂 Wouldn’t be the same without our lovely TTFN 😉
that was great hugo
Hey, Kitty – no sweat – I thought the Summit was today – thank fuck ’cause I just got up. How will I recognize my fellow Bitchers? I could wear my gradient shirt which would catch a blind guy’s eye.
From my understanding, guy’s like anal from a control aspect. You can’t have anal with a girl and not feel in control over her. Some guy’s like that, some don’t.
Yeh TTFN? Picture the lovechild of Terry Fox and Stephen Hawking, with Rick Hansen for an uncle.
I’m *adorable*!
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I tried making reservations, but after calling and calling and calling when I finally *did* get an answer, they said they don’t take reservations (even for large groups) on weekends *eyeroll*
I’m going to call ahead and hopefully get my name on the list. Email prettykittylady@gmail.com, TTFN and I’ll send that info along (or just look for Wheelie!).
a lot of places do that pk, you probably won’t have to wait too long. i was thinking you guys should compose a rest. review…so everybody has to order something different^^
Ooooh good idea!
I call sausage and pancakes 😛
I’ll be wearing my “Ivan” hat. Hey Wheelie, did you know your buddy the Master Corporal is the subject of a book? “The Long Walk Home by Liane Faulder.
haha, i can’t stop laughing kitty. i have never eaten there but i like poached eggs. all i can think of is fighting over the shotgun seat with my brother. hey, i called dibs^^
If ivan doesn’t look like his avatar, I’m gonna kinda be disappointed 🙁
hahaha.
Anytime, PG — anytime you need a laugh just call ol’ kitty up 🙂
Ha-Ha-Ha – The only time I’ve ever resembled my avatar was when I was Pope Cartman.
he smells good and has a lovely smile
Awwww Shucks *blush* *stammer*
So do we use our Bitch monikers or what? I’ll look for Wheelie if you guys look for the 50ish woman with the exploding shirt.
Just a thought – if it’s too crowded or something, should we meet outside and hoof it to another local? Every weathy senior who lives downtown might elbow us out.
be loud, be proud, find a table and take it. i’m counting on you guys to right a review, so as long as you mange somewhere i will be chuffed
So who’s coming for sure?
i’m not, so the onus is one youse guys to make my bitch dreams come true^^
Me. Most certainly.
Moonrise in a few minutes.
It’s pretty cloudy down Little Arse Corner – was hoping to get a few shots of Mr. Moon grinning its craters 35,000 miles closer to us.
Ahh, I see the summit has moved to this bitch. I`m going.
Obv I’m going! (esp since I timed it to coincide with my bus route hahahaha) 😀
I’m a maybe and I’ll be bringing my date – but I call poached eggs if I make it :D. In your honour painey (they’re my fav too). Rawk!
It’s cloudy here downtown -boo. No moon viewing for us. Ah well.
you must go and represent ralmn. now everyone behave, situp straight, no elbows on the table, chew with your mouth closed^^i might think of more things…stay tuned
From ass to poached eggs. W…T….F
buckle up bullet, it’s a bumpy ride
Like we say – no topic off limits.
Don’t mention the war.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfl6Lu3xQW0
There’s one line, however, we cannot cross:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qbc2J0zZr8
well, 200 million europeans and north american women who love it and practice it cant be wrong. remember, its only half an inch between…..