Please stop throwing your cigarette butts on the ground! Oh my god. So. Gross. —Pro-trash can
This article appears in Mar 10-16, 2011.
I don’t hate you, I hate your litter
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bah i’ve used up my fag joke, I agree but i think they don’t put it in the trash because they dont want to set fire to the litter, although thats just a bullshit theory of mine, the other is being lazy.
sure… let’s go with the former.
as I HAVE seen trashcans on fire downtown on more than one occasion, it seems valid.
Fair enough then Z what about them sand bins do they still have them
are you a non smoker o.p.? if so, it’s your fault, well not all, but some. and the rest of the no smoking fucking nazi bastards that didn’t want people inside, where there were ashtrays to handle this shit.
but hey, don’t worry, in about 2 years, no one will be smoking, unless it’s by the fires and explosions, as we hit the doomsday that we have all been hearing about. but then, you will become a smoker then too. so til then, fuck off, asshole.
i don’t understand why they get rid of all the ashtrays and then people bitch about butts on the ground where they are cleaned up 99% of the time within a few hours.
There’s an unwritten bylaw in the city of Halifax that garbage cans are an affront to democarcy and decency. That is why Council/city hall refuses to put them out, ALL OVER THE CITY, beyond Spring Garden Road. There is also an ammendment that states, if City hall should put out garbage cans for citizens to use, they would lose their ability to reproduce. This is why there are no garbage cans in Halifax and why it is a dirty, filthy dump. I yearn for the 70s when we had things like public payphones (that work ahem), public garbage cans (that got emptied regularly), public servants who plowed snow, and human decency. Not to mention the Oxford comma. The good-old days.
Jesus, Seb, do you wish cancer on people who overeat or who are alcoholics and drug addicts? Or because they’re gay? Man, you’ve got one steaming pile of hate inside you.
You know, TTFN, Hitler had one steaming pile of hate inside him too…
He also wished certain groups of people would die and went on a mass killing spree which, from sebastard’s “cancer can’t come soon enough for these people so they’ll die” I sorta get the same sentiment…
… just sayin’ 😉
I wonder if Hitler liked to take it up the ass too…
Hemmorrhoids, Abu Ghraib Prison,and a hogshead of Ghost Chile infused K-Y jelly.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PIBS3GrOocw/TBrj…
3 things that Sebastabitch has coming to him.
http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/368332-emo_…
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I’ll add this:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/showcomment/12033…
lmfao – “No Seb, the BIG pineapple”
There is a garbage can on the pole that holds the bus stop sign at the end of my driveway, yet the end of my driveway is still covered with hundreds of cigarrette butts. Not to mention piles of empty coffee cups and other assorted litter. People are disgusting assholes regardless of the availability of garbage cans.
I’ll put my burning cigarette butt in the overflowing garbage can next time, just for you OP – you’ll be held liable for the fire damage though.
Or you could threaten the next litterbug with: If you don’t pick up that fucking coffee cup, I’ll show you a whole new meaning of ‘roll up the rim’.
Litter, Dog Shit and Hack Up Lung Puddles. That’s why I walk with my head down dodging the mine fields.
Of course mine gets deleted but not seb’s. Double standards rule here obviously.
It’s Justin Trudeau Syndrome Fat. I guess cancer just isn’t as barbaric as AIDS. Since your post was almost word for word what his was, I’d say you have a point.
That was the jist of my post, Colonel Iron Sheik.
lolZ I’d be a Sheik but when I try to ululate I just wind up biting my tongue an i’ hurth. >: (
Then just say, “Iran number one! Russia number one! USA *spit sound*!”