First off, this is a minor bitch so no-one flip their toast on me for bringing it up. The Coast likes to hear about these things so I’m bringing it to them.
I’m walking home yesterday and decide to take a slightly alternate route. I cross @ Spring and South to walk along Victoria Park instead of the huge hole in the ground. There’s a plaque that’s admittedly getting a little beat up and for once I decide to read it. It says Vic Park is bounded by Spring Garden, South, University, and Tower Road….
Hey Halifax, if you’re going to change the names of streets, you have to update the touristy places that refer to them! The Season is rapidly approaching and I’d rather tourists not think we don’t even know the streets in our own city…c’mon, it’s been changed to MArtello for almost a year now.
—lazy city’Z employeez
This article appears in May 21-27, 2009.


The plaque is accurate. You are wrong.
You should get a sharpie and change the sign yourself. Save us taxpayers a little coin in the process too.
Actually SAJ the park is bounded by Spring Garden Rd, South Park St, University Ave and Martello St. The portion of what was Tower Rd (by Smitty’s/All Saint’s Cathedral) was changed to Martello St on Oct 15 2007. So…you are WRONG!!!
Why dont you dress up like a bum and sell maps on spring garden road, little extra cash so you get out on the town and find a real bitch to post!
jamesk: Yes, it’s now Martello. I don’t know how this escaped our EPUTF (emergency-plaque-updating-task-force). What do we do?? Call 911??
Hey Sham, I quite explicitly said it was a minor bitch early on.
If you’re looking for major bitches, you shoulda stopped reading right there.
And the only reason I brought it up is because Vic Park holds sentimental value to me.
You don’t like it Shlomi, slap your bitch around a little more.
And SAJ, I walk by there EVERY DAY…. just because mapquest and google maps haven’t figured it out doesn’t mean jack….
read a paper once in a while.
Thanks jamesk…. I searched for 10 mins trying to find the article with a date and came up dry. almost feels like a year though.
zZz – I was ordered to stay 500 feet away from my “bitch” so now I just slap myself around.
robbie burns rocks
Hey Coast… Nazi….Andy…someone, can we get this in the “on patrol” section?
sadly, I’m not kidding… and thanks for making that available for comments as well. I shall be migrating some of my bitches over to there as needed.
SAJ you seem pretty quick to tell people are wrong…why don’t you make that call.
I went out there and the only plaque I could find— a blue board facing South Park– had the correct streets listed on it.
Is there another plaque?