This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
I can walk slower
Newsflash vehicle driving assholes – inching toward me as I’m crossing the street will not make me walk faster. I do not care if you have a green light and are making a right hand turn. I have the little white illuminated man, so go fuck yourself. I’l
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hahahaha little white illuminated man. this is the best bitch ever!!!! 🙂
like 37 days ago the same thing happened to me. I was going to the bathroom at wendy’s on quinpool road, flushing out a Spicy Chicken that wasn’t sitting well, and forgot to flush….well I didn’t forget, I just wanted the next person to have a laugh. Anyway, I was walking down Quinpool to Monastary and was crossing the street and this big Jerk in a truck starts beeping at me to hurry up. So I slow down and pretend to be an old man with a walker. This red-neck jumps out of his truck and donky punches me right in the head. The next thing I know, The truck is gone and I have all these people standing around asking me if I am allright.I think that you are totally right, the problem is that people get so impatient with right hand turns, maybe there should be a law against right hand turns all together. I dunno.But I should no try and fool myself into thinking that me getting donky punched is in anyway connected to the impatience of drivers, it is, however, more about Karma. I really should have flushed that toilet.
Spicy chicken i think i love you.
Now that, Spicy Chicken, is a great bitch.
First of all, Spicey Chicken, you’re fucking sick…start flushing the toilet!! Secondly, you losers that walk across the road like your picking lillies in a fucking field should be given a little “bumper on your ass” reminder that people have places to go. You’re just adding to the consistent problem of road rage in our city. Stop pretending you have a piano tied to your ass….and start fucking walking. Show some purpose…get a fucking life…
Karma is a bitch!
Karma will bite you in the ass, or give you ring sting. BTW a donkey punch is when your lover is pumping you from behind and wacks you in the back of the head. It’s supposed to make your butt hole clinch harder as you go unconscious and therefore giving the penatrator a tigher fit. You got sucker punched.Check out Savage Love a few weeks ago. He has information about Donkey Punching. And would someone please run over banjon.
Same thing happened to me today, I just pretend to find their headlights interesting while walking slower.
What is wrong with you idiots?Trying to walk slow for no reason other than to be a dick? Very productive. Have the decency to walk at a normal pace just as you no doubt expect drivers to drive at a normal rate.
Cherry Pit … chuck you and your whole fam damily.
Cherry Pit, maybe we should get get more people involved in this running over of Banjon. I AM SURE THAT THERE WILL BE SOME HAPPY AND WILLING PEOPLE!! including me!
Well someday you’re going to get hit. Get your ass out of the crosswalk before I hit it with my gas-guzzling SUV! I probably won’t even get a dent.
Hmm, did I miss something here? People crowd me with their cars all the time while I cross the street. I am not a slow walker, nor do I deliberately slow down to irritate them, but maybe I’ll start. Considering the relatively small amount of pedestrian traffic in Halifax, you guys seem pretty impatient. Perhaps the security of being surrounded by walls of steel make you think it’s cool to try and push people along, but i disagree.
As a person who both walks in Halifax as well as drive rather equally, I have to say, pedestrians and drivers have got to meet each other in the middle. For both groups, there seems to be little respect between each other. Just because you’re a pedestrian and you have the right of way doesn’t make you entitled to fuck with drivers who ALSO have places to get to, and when making a turn might have a difficult time making it through a single light during peak hours. I hate it when I’m driving and some idiot ped darts out in front of me outside of a crosswalk and then gives me an angry glare because I have to slam on the brakes. Drivers in Halifax, however, need to SLOW down and pay attention!! There are too many oblivious idiotic drivers in this town.