I post belly pics on facebook because my best friends want to see them. And if I feel the baby kick, I’m going to announce it. If you don’t want to see or hear about it, delete my ass! On top of that, I’m thrilled that I’m going to be a mommy and I like to express the sentiment. Don’t like it? Don’t listen. Nuff said! —Preggers
This article appears in Jan 9-15, 2014.
Who wants to see snakes and ladders….no wonder I’m not on fartbook…be my luck to see that while I’m eating.
Yes you can, but the rest of us really don’t give a fuck. Being pregnant doesn’t make you special. It’s been part of the human race for millions of years and you are just a wee fraction of pregnant women out there. But hey, if you want to piss off your family, friends, and strangers, go for it. Just don’t start bitching when people ignore you.
LOL say good bye to your sex life when that kid is born! You ain’t aware that new parents get laid only 1-2 times a year, are you!
OB, yes you can. Bro misses the point but yes, feel free to carry on. Those that don’t wish to partake can block/ unfiend/ look the other way.
OB a better idea would be to simply shut down your failbook account …& good luck with that.
Here’s the truth, OP – you’re positively boring and will continue in such a vacuous manner until said kidlet is old enough to tell you to fuck off. Trust me, that’ll come.
You are not a special bovine, me dear, you’re just squirting out another human being like so many of us have. Maybe you’d like a 4-H blue ribbon.
Please post ample pix of the projectile dookie that invariably accompanies your blessed event.
This is LTWWB, not your Facebook page…
Klyde: LOL! I heard on a caller on the news last night complaining about video shown of people getting flu shots… who would want to see THAT while eating dinner?!
Consider you ass deleted, bitch!
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Saint Meaty (01/15, 1.51PM)
That would turn my stomach as well.
On a more serious note…my thoughts and prayers go out to your brethren over on the dark continent who are being imprisoned wrongfully for their sexual orientation.
umm way to generalize brawdove. the hubby and i had our baby girl back in september and we still manage to get in on about 3-4 times a WEEK. jealous are you? had your kid, now not getting any?
as for the rest of you posters, giving birth is a miracle. to downplay it as nothing special is insensitive and rude!
No you post photos on facebook because you’re attention-seeking. If you wanted to share photo with bffs only, you’d create a group, send a PM or make the photos only visible to those who want to see them.
I’m not saying looking for attention, adoration and validation during pregnancy is a bad thing. I’m just saying, stop claiming your primary motivation is to satisfy loved ones. It’s not. It’s to get attention.
You’re right op. You have every right to post whatever you want. People can delete you or hide your updates until your hormones balance out again.
Congratulations. All moms are like you. And it’s fine.
“giving birth is a miracle”…ummmm, no its not. Its what women are hard wired to do, which makes it an ordinary, every-day occurrence. The only miracle is that once you spit a kid out, its worth a minimum of 1200/month for 18 years.
shudder…. OP’s one of ‘those’ people…
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And it’s ok harper, Myra obviously doesn’t sprechen sie the lingity.
“A miracle is an event not ascribable to human power or the laws of nature and consequently attributed to a supernatural, especially divine, agency”
I dunno, I post a lot of pics on FB, I assume people are either going to look at them or not. Makes no difference to me really. Am I seeking attention or just sharing shit with people who may or may not give a fuck and I am indifferent to either?
It’s a miracle? Last time I checked the only case of a miracle that you describe happened a couple of thousand years ago in a squat in Bethlehem, the Super 8 was full and the Waldorf wouldn’t take groats (yes, groats).
Yes, OB, you DO have the right to talk about your pregnancy… but I’ll bet you’re the first one to bitch about someone who also has the right to not give a rats fucking ASS about your pregnancy.
Newflash: most people on this earth think your pregnancy is boring.
That goes for your NON miracle, too, myra.
Giving birth isn’t a fucking miracle. It’s about as common as taking a dump, and to some of my hommies out there with gastrointestinal disorders, taking a dump is actually way more of a miracle.
I don’t always agree with Bro Tim, but when I do, we’re not giving a fuck about your pregnancy. Stay not knocked-up, my friends.