Last week you’re in a fuss because the closing staff have a key to your office to make sure the window is closed after you’ve left. This week you have a hissy fit because the closing staff didn’t close your window and all the papers on your desk got wet. Well which is it? I’m surprized you even have an office if you are this lazy AND forgetful… not to mention an asshole.
— Shut up
This article appears in Jun 18-24, 2009.


Leave it open on Friday’s just for fun watching him lose his shit Monday mornings. Control freaks piss me off and that’s great entertainment!
omg do it!