I can only assume that the average Dartmouth apartment does not include luxuries like running water or laundry rooms. What else might explain the overpowering nostril assault of armpit, crotch, stale cigarettes, and weed wafting from the masses on public transit past the bridge? C’mon Dartmouth dwellers, let’s have a personal hygiene moment every now and again—can’t let those Haligonians think we have no pride! —A Rare Bathing Dartmouthian
This article appears in Nov 23-29, 2017.


Who shoved a stick up your ass?
What’s wrong with smelling like weed? Smells like they’re having a better time than you are.
Dartmouth is inferior.
No matter what side of the harbour you live on – everyone that rides transit smells bad. Including you OB! Id tell you to go buy a car like the rest of us successful Dartmouthians but then I remembered you ride transit and therefore you’re poor, uneducated, smelly scummm.
As someone who lived and rode the bus on both sides of the harbour, I can say without a doubt that Halifax has its own share of smelly folks. They just tend to be more concentrated on the Dartmouth side as you really need a car to live over here.
And do you also hate babies and gays and men and…