This bitch is to the people who live in my appartment building who look after 3 or 4 handicapped people:

Why do you bring the 3 slowest, oldest handicaped people on earth down 3 flights of stairs when we have elevators???? Are you people fucking retarded?(no punn) Honestly though, you have to be worse off then the ones you are looking after.

When we come in the back door where we park to go up the stairs and you are at the top of one of the flights, we have to wait literally almost 5 minutes. I had to go all the way around the other side of the building today to get up the stairs faster then waiting for you because my fast food was getting cold. Each step more painfull then the last, slowing up at every possible chance, gazing with that long stare while you watch us at the bottom, waiting for our chance to get home. You people are inconsiderate of other people, including the handicaped people you walk in slow motion with. What do you think would happen if the fire alarm went off and people were hurrying down the stairs? -they would knock your little freinds the fuck over, and whos fault would that be? I’ve had to wait many, many times and believe me, if there was a fire and we had to wait that amount of time, we would all fucking die. So be warned, if this is some genius way to get them their exercise, do it at the fucking gym or go for a walk in the park, because if you do happen to get in the way of a fire evacuation, you will feel my boot on your back as I step over you.

Boondock Saint

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  1. 5 whole minutes???? Boo-hoo-fucking-hoo to you, your sense of entitlement is unbelievable. Take the fucking elevator and get over yourself.

  2. Maybe if there was a fire you could actually help the handicapped people out of the building???? Or maybe you could continue to be a selfish prick? The choice is yours, enjoy your cold big mac.

  3. I agree Matt, what they’re doing sounds dangerous. And if this is how these poor ageing, handicapped folks are being provided their physical and/or mental exercise, by being forced them to take the stairs every day, then it’s cruel and irresponsible on the part of their caretakers. Like Boondock Saint said, how about a walk in the park instead?

  4. I agree Matt, what they’re doing sounds dangerous. And if this is how these poor ageing, handicapped folks are being provided their physical and/or mental exercise, by being forced them to take the stairs every day, then it’s cruel and irresponsible on the part of their caretakers. Like Boondock Saint said, how about a walk in the park instead?

  5. Boondock Saint makes a very good point. The caregiver to the handicaped people should have more common sense and use the elevator; it would be better for the handicaped and for the people going up or down the stairs. Especially if he/she is comming in with a arm load of grocerys it makes it just that much harder on that person to get all reorganized after the handicaped finally get out the door.The elevator is there for a reason. USE IT.

  6. Maybe they are taking the stairs on their way home from a walk in the park. And as far as safety goes, they would be in the stairwell during a fire anyway because you can’t take the elevators, so hopefully people would help, rather than trample, the slow movers in that situation.

  7. ok so lets get this straight why can you leave early if you know this happens the same time every day, why can’t you take the stairs or why not just show empathy for those that are smarter than you? Wise up asshole, you might be in their situation some day shithead

  8. lol @ matt,By the sheer volume of posts you make on here I HIGHLY doubt that your schedule is sooooo busy that you couldn’t make a slight alteration. Others …. hmmmm …. that’s debatable, but you, …. who are you trying to fool?Has anyone thought of asking the caretakers (plesantly) why they use the stairs??? Certainly there must be a reason why they decide to navigate the stairs if there is a perfectly good elevator.To the OP, there is no doubt that this is an inconvinience but is eating cold fries as inconvinient as spending the rest of your life in a wheel chair and relying on others just to accomplish the simplest tasks in life? I’m thinking “NO”.

  9. I think a lot of posters on this board are at desk jobs and just passing minutes between the busy times of 9-5. Remember lol? Now THAT’S an example of someone with too much free time on thier hands. Every board has it’s regulars..it doesn’t mean they don’t have busy lives of thier own, too. Speaking of regularsthough, (and I never thought i’d say it), but where’s Ellbee these days?

  10. Hey Poop I was wondering the same thing about Ellbee. I liked reading her comments!I have a computer job too, all the work I do is on Autocad, day in and day out! Can be fun at times, but mind numbing also!! Lately, I’m bored silly!

  11. Too true poop, and now that you mention it…yes where is Elbee these days?One suggestion pertaining to the original bitch…maybe they take the stairs to get a little more exercise in for them, it’s not like the physically challenged get all the exercise required on a daily basis.

  12. valid point matt, especially if one of them fell in that stairwell…all concrete and hard corners, would not be an easy landing that’s for sure.

  13. Sweeping generalizations seem to be your specialty matt. Maybe being stuck in front of a computer screen all day has affected your ability to interact with people or maybe you just enjoy throwing your little online temper tantrums because that’s the only place people actually react to you.I’m positive of one thing. There is a far greater likelihood of you responding with anger and vitriol before you say anything remotely intelligent. You have already proven that.

  14. Ruby, if you have a problem with what matt has to post on here then dont read it. simple as that.Actually I have read many good points that matt has made on here with a variety of the ‘bitches’ submitted.so from now on you should keep to yourself unless you have something worth while to say to the readers, and that has yet to be accomplished by you.

  15. maybe this was already mantioned and i may have skipped over it… but why doesn’t the bitcher take the elevator??

  16. Annie – I think the stairs are closer to the parking lot at the back of the building. I assume it is normally easier to go up the stairs than take the elevator.

  17. Matt I hope you never have to be in a handicap position in your life, and frankly if you have such a life style that doesn’t allow you to leave 5 minutes early then stop complaining you chose that lifestyle. What is more important coming to the coast and taking five minutes to bitch about the handicaps or leaving early enough so you enjoy your day? you choose the lifestyle you lead ..why complain about someone less fortunate than you?! wtf

  18. matt i’m glad you are a judge of bullshit, looooooooool sounds like a good hobby for you and poop. and poop just have your fucking vomit bucket ready eh really if five fucking minutes is a that big of a deal to someone leave five fucking minutes early the world does not spin around you!! get over your arrogance eh.

  19. ha. hahahaa ha. I know there are multiple conversations going on in your head Ging, but try and keep it limited to one here..it’s a little confusing..i have faith. you can do it looooooooooooooooooool!!!

  20. poop don’t go down matt’s road, I don’t feel threatened by your little childish comments on my age or otherwise. I feel sorry for people who feel that they have to degrade someone to make a point. poop you are a sorry excuse for a human being if you feel that you must do that to people. poop may i suggest finding someone else to bring out the worst in you. I suggest you start with yourself asshole. remember yor posts do not bother me, degrade me etc. i simply ignore you and go on with life.

  21. But you don’t ignore me. You continue to respond. I advise you to start taking what you read here with a grain of salt. Most of it is irrelevant..just bitching. Please, go on with life..i’m not trying to stop you or slow you down.

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