To the couple who came into our downtown eco-responsible restaurant and me having the misfortune of having to serve you, starting by telling me you’re “famished” was very inconsiderate and selfish. There is a famine in Africa and our staff have been donating our tips to groups/organizations that provide aid to the innocent children who are starving, suffering from malnutrition, and dying! Our efforts are clear when you walk in that this is what we are doing, but to watch the two of you order an immense amount of food off the menu, stuff your faces, and then leave saying you’re stuffed made us sick. Leaving no tip just shows how ignorant you two fat fucks are. Please don’t ever come back! —Feed the Children
This article appears in Aug 11-17, 2011.
An entitled server *and* a hippie? Take it away, ladies and gents.
Oh Fuck Off Hippie. I hope they tipped you in condensed milk powder. FFS.
You’re mad because people came in and ordered and paid for a bunch of food? They probably didn’t tip because you’re condescending. Maybe they’ve donated already to that cause or to another cause, you don’t know. You’re not the only person/establishment that is donating. What’s wrong with saying “famished”? Is that a taboo word now? Enlighten me, great one.
…maybe your tip was commandeered by Kalashnikov toting paramilitaries of the local warlord, just to make your “Solidarity with the Third World” dining experience complete.
Get dysentry and die of the screaming shits.
Fuck me…….if people did not come in and order an immense amount of food your shithole would close……and there are children going hungry in our own city with the crack whores who bore them and the gamblers who sired them and do not provide support.
Fuck Off!
Get your priorities straight, then get a life. You’re a waiter in a restaurant. Restaurants prepare and sell food to customers. Waiters serve food to customers. Please, if you can’t get this equation correct, then stay away from famine resolution.
Holy fuck is this for fucking real? I’m flabber-fucking-gasted. I got nothing, sorry. Fuck.
PS: There’s always been a famine in Africa. Are you still donating to Haiti too? What about Japan?
lol ditto Cranky
Famished – adj. Extremely hungry.
Verb. To cause to endure severe hunger. To cause to starve to death. To endure severe deprivation, especially of food. To undergo starvation and die.
OK, we’ve determined that they used the term famished, correctly.
They’re selfish, because they’re hungry and want to eat at a resturant?
They pay for the food right? Tip? Money was involved? Money that is used to pay you? Money that is injected into the local economy?
I’m curious, how much of your tips are really being donated(somehow I doubt 100%)? There’s starving children in Canada you know, why aren’t you helping them?
OMG – They ate what they ordered, CALL THE POLICE!!! That cannot be alowed to happen, people must waste food, not eat it. How else can we fight hunger?
How about this senario FtC. – This family, saw your feed the children sinage (or whatever) and decided to patronize your establishment because of it. The more they ordered, the bigger the tip, more money donated. That they ate all the food, was a compliment to the kitchen.
FtC – you are a self-righteous turd pocket.
Oh please, the famine in Africa is nothing new. I’m happy you are supporting the cause but this has been happening for decades, and will likely never stop. You are a condescending bitch who has jumped on a “popular” band wagon, and you along with most other people will forget about this in two months. I wonder how the owner of said restaurant would appreciate your attitude toward customers?
Oops, I missed the part aboout no tip.
But, I’m being cynical here, I think that one of the staff didn’t want to donate the tip(probably large), so they scooped it and cried ‘no tip’.
What a dumbass you are. You talk about the semantics of words like “famished” but what the hell are YOU doing to help people in impoverished areas? You know what? I’m going to call your bluff right now, you self-righteous bitch. Google “Endless Summer Camp”. My friend in Uganda is the headmaster of this school. He takes in homeless orphans to try and give them a second chance at an education and safe life.
They are looking for donations. They are looking for supplies for the children. And they are looking for teachers to go over for six month stints. I’m really pleased “your organization” is doing what it can. A convenient excuse for YOU not to open your purse a little, is all i’m hearing?
Have you BEEN to some of these terrible places you self-righteous brat? Because I HAVE. People like you who sit on their comfy asses moaning about the words others choose to use, yet making the issue worse buying sweatshop-made goods and mac books instead of giving that money to the needy can suck my proverbial cock.
you’re bitching about nothing and i’ll bet anything you’re also doing nothing. You’re one of these morons who bleets like a good sheep and offers nothing of value to REAL problems.
Grow up child. You are unwise.
OP, I hope you realize that it’s the restaurant who gets the tax break from the donations, not the individual employees.
What do you expect? Fat people stuffing their faces while children starve. As if those fatties give a damn.
Heaven forbid hungry customers come into your establishment, order a bunch of food and leave with satisfied stomachs. So, what? are people supposed to come in and just order a crust a bread and a glass of water, so that they can truly know what these poor unfortunate people in Africa are experiencing? “There’s innocent children starving in Africa. How DARE you come into my restaurant and eat food!”
Here’s a new concept for you, since you seem to be sooo self righteous: how about your restaurant only serves WFP plain white rice with a side of corn flour and water, (you know, to make your own bread with). Crank up the thermostat and release a few dozen flies into the dining room. That way your customers get the “full” affect.
You’re a dick.
Here we go again with another entitled dimbulb of a server. (I’ve been a server before, not everyone is a moron, however as of late it seems the vast majority are)
So, I’m wandering about Halifax, realize I’m hungry and overdue for lunch. I wander into your establishment and order my meal. It arrives, I eat it, am now no longer hungry, I pay for my meal and leave without leaving a tip.
I fail the see the problem.
Perhaps they just didn’t tip because they didn’t feel they had to (it is the patron’s choice, NOT the server’s) or they didn’t feel like they wanted to.
How much of your tips are REALLY going to charity, anyyway? And really, I’d much rather feed a family closer to home (at least within Canada). And maybe, for all you know, this couple already supports such a cause. Or maybe they don’t. Maybe they opt to support charities of their own choosing. Don’t pass judgement on someone when you do not know even half of the story.
You do not get to dictate how or when or on what I spend my money. Get that through your thick fucking skull. I will give my money to whom ever I choose. If I do not choose to support the charity you support you do not get to judge me. Period.
Get over yourself, already.
Koda, Fool on the hill, Cranky, Salsa Sue….
What can I say ?
You guy’s have summed it up perfectly .
A question OB…what will you do if you’re unemployed, & living on the street to help these people your so full of yourself about helping ?
Yeah, nothing…maybe you should be nicer to those who are buying from your menu, they are supporting your cause indirectly by making sure you have a cash flow & a profit !
Boo Hoo! Someone came in and spent money in my greasy spoon restaurant!
Amd hay! Look how socially conscious I am! I’m so much better than you!
Fuck you, OP. You came to the wrong Bitch Board with this bullshit if you’re hoping for support.
I feel like I should be eating popcorn.
HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK OF EATING POPCORN, when people are STARVING, Tommy?
>; )
lol @ tommy. I was just thinking pretty much the same thing.
and lol @ ivan. Now I am ashamed. (*hangs head*)
I just called Bono and Geldoff, they both said to fuck off and never bother them again at dinner time.
Eco responsible = the roaches wear Birkenstocks
lmao! Well played Porky. That was awesome
very nice baz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRnlDo-ywq8
lol now I’m about to eat my 2 dollar microwave lunch Ivan. I’m gonna go off myself later, I’m crushed with this guilt.
Somehow I KNEW you were gonna say that Ivan.
Who the heck is baz anyway, pg? lol
Getting predictable in my old age Tommy >: (
Pork Pie is Basil Fawlty, D-Big.
Ew Bono.
Gonna throw out a wild speculation here. Your description of the ‘eco-responsible restaurant’ with the signs proclaiming the philanthropic staff is a counter place with a big blackboard menu. People order and pay, you deliver the food and they bus their own table. So, basically they served themselves…and yer still bitchin’!
gtg and put my drunk on—there are sober kids in India…
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IiI8oBxEgHk/Shmd…
commendable, but stupid to give your tips up. their government steals half o more relief going to them. don’t believe me, look it up. this scam is as old as time. and every sucker that gives up their cash, is helping to support some sort or war machine in that country.
i used to donate a lot of cash to save the children programs years ago. but when a good friend went to sumalia, i found out the truth. the government, intercepts all mail going to these groups, and anytime they find money, they remove it, and send letter on.
if you really want to help these kids, go there, and adopt one, bring them to your country, and be done with it.otherwise, you become part of the problem they are facing.and believe me, there are a lot of people, in this country, that could use help too, charity does really begin at home, think hard on this, before you become a sucker to the media.
Basil Faulty LOL! Believe it or not I think I’ve seen every episode of Faulty Towers, my Dad got me into it when I was young. Haven’t watched it in years, I’m sure it’s on Youtube. Holy childhood flashback. “Don’t mention the war.”
George makes a great point. I don’t know if it’s true about governments intercepting relief money but I believe it.
Check Ivan’s link.. made me chuck chuck chuckle.
As for OP, congratz, you’ve just been ripped a new one. It happens to the best of us.
I fucking hate Bono. What bitch in 2011 wears purple sunglasses on the daily. No, fuck Bono.
this one’s for you tommy, tho you might not be able to view it at work http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xnNhzgcWTk
So what the fuck are you doing in a restaurant that *gasps* serves food. What the fuck were you expecting, “I’m full so I’ll order a water (as long as it is organic) and tip you $100 for the famine? Fuck if you’re so fucking concerned, get your self-entitle twat over to the Horn of Africa.
PG – I’ve always thought that the funniest episode of Fawlty Titties err Towers, however what has always bemused me is the double standard of racism displayed in this clip. It seems as if it’s fair game to poke fun at the Germans, after all “they’re just Germans” but when we view the earlier part of the show the dreaded “N” word appears and there’s that collective intake of breath.
Bro Tim – there was a piece on BT this morning (Thursday) regarding a restaurant, in Austria I think, that has a water sommelier and they arrange water testings, apparently the most expensive water is New Zealand rain water, you can’t make this shite up!
WTF…being famished is a bad thing now..die hippy scum die..
I had a delicious dinner, but then I felt guilty for eating so much. Placing two fingers at the back of my throat, I proceeded to diddle my uvula and surrounding areas … for those less fortunate than ourselves. The resulting cascade of butter chicken, saag and rice did not taste as wonderful coming up as when it all went down. This is the burden I must bear, for I am (currently) from the west and all woes are my fault (collectively). I’m bad, I am shit and I will voraciously consume all.
Welcome to the Fleischwolf, BoneBoy.
PP, you mean like this Bullshit episode?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdvJOF-2mm0
Could you imagine being any of these prissy people?
Reading this _almost_ makes me want to go to this restaurant so I can complain about how “famished” I am before ordering. But I know better than to go to a shithole like that in the first place
I’ll check it out over the weekend, PG, if I get a minute. I wonder if I’ll still find it funny. I’m also wondering if my great aunt still has them all on VHS, not that I’d be able to do anything with them.
Donairous, what makes you think you are so much better than Sebastian?? He’s nothing to anybody here beyond obnoxious and stupid; the comments he posts here have no real thought put into them; even his apparent hatred for females comes across as laughable and foolish; he’s fun to make fun of. You, on the other hand…..well the tone of your posts seem authentic and rage-filled. Your typed words are genuinely upsetting, and your vile, despicable words shouldn’t be allowed on this forum. I don’t think there are many of us who come here to read the loathesome hate you write about gays, so why don’t you go somewhere more appropriate?? I was going to report your first comment but when I logged back on last night, it was already gone. I just reported your last comment though, you fucking ape.
I’ll bet you were always a loser in life and you’ll always be one.
it’s still funny tommy, but only in small doses. monty python i can watch anywhere, anytime
OP, if I beleived you for just one second, I would never eat at that restaurant again. But, I smell BS coming from you, again!
“Donairous, what makes you think you are so much better than Sebastian??”
I’m aware that I am.
“He’s nothing to anybody here beyond obnoxious and stupid; the comments he posts here have no real thought put into them; even his apparent hatred for females comes across as laughable and foolish; he’s fun to make fun of.”
Now you see where I’m coming from.
“You, on the other hand…..well the tone of your posts seem authentic and rage-filled.”
Wrong. And there you go, as a female, making excuses for a misogynist. Tsk tsk.
“Your typed words are genuinely upsetting, and your vile, despicable words shouldn’t be allowed on this forum.”
Like how you shouldn’t be allowed in drug stores with your history of theft?
“I don’t think there are many of us who come here to read the loathesome hate you write about gays, so why don’t you go somewhere more appropriate??”
I only got to, “I don’t think.”
“I was going to report your first comment but when I logged back on last night, it was already gone. I just reported your last comment though, you fucking ape.”
Thief!
“I’ll bet you were always a loser in life and you’ll always be one.”
I’ll take that bet, diaper stealer.
They only made twelve episodes of Fawlty Towers which is too bad. It’s hilarious. I can’t say which was my favourite episode. Like Monty Python, it’s just too damn funny.
Haha, “Diaper Thief”!! It says alot that this is all you can come up with, NGF!
“…as a female, making ecuses for a misogynist”
Gee, I seem to recall telling off Sebastian many times, so nice try. Unlike you, however, I stick to insulting HIM as opposed to an entire group of people!! I’m also pretty sure you commended my comments atleast once!
What I fucking cannot stand is the fact that your comments are AS LOW as his; which is an IDIOT’s only way of getting even! That speaks volumes about you as a person, NGF. Like I said: “loser”.
You and Sebastian are one in the same.
…and another thing about your suggestion that I am making excuses for a misogynist:
Figuratively speaking, it’s like a drunk and a sober person speaking. Sebastian is like the drunk here, you’re the “sober” one. If both of you are saying equally-offensive things, which one should be taken more seriously and thus more offensively? Seems you put alot more though into the comments you direct at Sebastian (shame about the rest of them!) So I know who I pick!!
this one’s for you critter guy, i am going to play my montyzappa playlist tomorrow.” jesus thinks you’re a jerk” is one of my faves from frank http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JVBQYwuTbo
“Haha, “Diaper Thief”!! It says alot that this is all you can come up with, NGF!”
Says the person who resorts to pointless name-calling. Thief! Also, ‘alot’ is not proper grammar
“…as a female, making ecuses for a misogynist” Gee, I seem to recall telling off Sebastian many times, so nice try.”
Or you make excuses for him. Same thing.
“Unlike you, however, I stick to insulting HIM as opposed to an entire group of people!!”
Pfft, we all know faggots aren’t real people LMAO!
“I’m also pretty sure you commended my comments atleast once!”
I did! And I hope it felt good.
“What I fucking cannot stand is the fact that your comments are AS LOW as his; which is an IDIOT’s only way of getting even! That speaks volumes about you as a person, NGF.”
Again, name calling from a thief. Says a lot about your character as well.
“Like I said: “loser”.”
I’ve been called worse by better thieves 🙂
“You and Sebastian are one in the same.”
Impossible. I’m not Donairious FAG.
“…and another thing about your suggestion that I am making excuses for a misogynist:
Figuratively speaking, it’s like a drunk and a sober person speaking.”
Yawn.
“Sebastian is like the drunk here, you’re the “sober” one. “
So you’re saying sebastian hits on sober, straight men…
“If both of you are saying equally-offensive things, which one should be taken more seriously and thus more offensively? Seems you put alot more though into the comments you direct at Sebastian (shame about the rest of them!) So I know who I pick!!”
And I hope that feels good. Done yet? You’re getting annoying in addition to boring.
Sebastabitch is his very own lifestyle of one – The celibate, asexual, gay yuppie.
>: ) and when I say yuppie I actually mean pasty cubicle drone whose delusions of upward mobility are the only thing keeping it from jamming it’s headset in the lower portal and ramming stinkfingers into the nearest electric socket in one last orgiastic act of futile defiance.
He taught English in Korea or China after graduation. That’s his “good job” he claims to have gotten and talks as if he were an executive level corporate pimp. Anybody with a degree can teach ESL anywhere in the world.
But we can’t say this though b/c it proves we’re homophobic and anti-Western! 😀 Careful before Zee Diaper Teef makes you her next target.
“homophobic and anti-Western!” Phhht – I have that embossed on my business cards. The ones I hand out when using public transit. Network.Network. Network.
What about at the diaper store? Oh right, Z would just steal them from you and use them for baby wipes or napkins.
I’d just like to point out that sebigfucktard insults a whole group of people too.
Donarious isn’t homophobic. He’s trying to make a point.
Why’s it ok for sebastard to say vile things about fat people, but it’s not ok for someone in said group to say vile things about the group sebaceous belongs to?
Donarious is simply trying to prove a point and highlight the hypocrisy that’s goin’ on, because trust me — donarious ain’t homophobic by any stretch of the imagination.
Leave Sebastian ALONE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc
Rollderscoaster
LMFAO – I’m mostly content to leave the Sebaceous Boil Lancing to Donnie Donairious because he’s so damned good at it. But one slam too many at the Calorically Over-
Advantaged and I will join the posse. I still laugh myself stupid at the image of Bieber posters and plastic bowling pins.
Lol Donk, that clip has to be real, it’s too freaky not to be.
For some reason, a mild anticipation for lunch. has turned into barely contained excitement,.
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm176/a…
Dunno about you Hugo, but I’m literally … wait for it … FAMISHED!
Is that short for, F**kin Amished? You’ve converted? Wink wink, nudge nudge.
I’ve checked the menu, think I’ll have the – Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Bloody Vikings!!
We’re looking for new members Hugo.
http://buelahman.files.wordpress.com/2008/…
Sounds good Ivan, what’s their web-address for recruitment?
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivation…
It’s not even insulting fat people it’s his general shitting on any group. Someone’s house burns down; oh they deserved it b/c they live in a “bad” neighbourhood. Some guy is angry about whatever; oh he just wants to be gay. Some girl is upset about a guy; she has to stop spreading her legs and breeding.
Like I said before: if it’s okay for him it’s okay for me too. Don’t like it then get a stronger maxi pad>
It seems like people are content to make excuses for him yet I don’t make excuses for my words and I stand by them 100%. It’s not against the law to call someone a faggot nor is it immoral so I have free range, you bunch of little kikes 🙂