At first, your 3am sex romps that woke me up were a nuisance. But now I’ve been getting off to you guys the past 5 nights. Suck on that, losers! —Oh Yeah
This article appears in Feb 14-20, 2013.
Humping neighbours
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They’re losers …& yer gettin’ off on them.
OK ,gotta ask the obvious ….
What does that make you ?
How does early morning nookie 5 days in a row make them losers? Sounds pretty good to me.
(I didn’t post this btw)
If life deals you lemons – squirt the lemon juice upon the sinfully engorged nethers of hellbound fornicators.
“By the pooey knickers of Sister Brenda of Rhimmlapp, i swear this to be so.”
I had neighbours like that years ago – my roomie and I, finally fed up, howled, barked, groaned and pounded the wall as they did their thing. They shut the fuck up after that.
So you’re all getting off? I fail to see the problem.
If everybody’s nuttin, I see nuttin to complain about.
ttfn you were pretending sexual satisfaction even way back then. well let me put some thought to that i just might be able to offer you some advice. wow how sad 4 you missing out on such an important aspect of the human experience.
Oh, Cod Snog, maybe I should repost all your panting and sighing over humping Blow just to show our bitch boarders how it should be done – bahawhawhawhawhaw!!!!!!!!!! You is soooooo funny!
ttfn i put all my recomendations on this subject for you on the pope thread. more confidential for you there. good luck with your sexual frustration problem. i mean that. yes repost away. it was good enough to get you all riled up over nothing. why o why are you so gullible for such a dirty mouth.
#1Woggie’s therapist would call what’s she’s doing “projection”.
My observation is how she has passed into a phase where she is desperately trying different strategies to try and troll, at an accelerated pace.
She’s obviously desperate.
Lols
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Sex advice from Wogpog Phelps-Roper?! lol That’s rich coming from the self-professed man-hating, bible-thumping spinster. (You know, diddling yourself technically doesn’t count, right?)
Who are you kidding? You haven’t opened your legs since Diefenbaker was in office.
Christ, you’ve been clammed up for so long that if you DID decide to “spread ’em” after all these years, they’d probably shoot a Geraldo Rivera special out of the “Opening of the Tomb”.
Besides, I thought you were quite content with being single and didn’t need a man?
Unless you’re actually hitting on TTFN…..(hmmmm, I wonder if that’s it.)
if you are a single female, i feel sorry that you have no partner to bounce the springs with. if you are a male, then you have the mirror twins to help ease you into bliss. either that or go knock on their door, and ask if they are interested in a threeway, you just never know, til you try it. you might get very lucky.
the last line should have been, if you are male or female, you might just get lucky. sounds better, right?
Avast, you had me laughing so hard, my left lung popped out. Maybe Pig Swig should work for the National Enquirer – one word of possible fact and endless paragraphs of fiction to back it up. I don’t know why she’s so obsessed with my sex life unless she’s reflecting on her own lack of dick or she wants me to do a clam dip. In fact, sex and Jesus seems to be all that matters to Hag Bag – so sad since I’m sure any man’s nut sack would shrivel at the mere whiff of her Colt 45 breath.
tt you do the math. youre married 30 yrs to tub unit, you with no hormones, and a sexually explicit obscene mouth. in my books that makes you cold and sexually frustrated. i can’t cast blame on you, it must feel like a trap. sad. no clam dip sorry i’m straight. only good moral men need apply. but i’m flattered you would want to if thats any consolation.
Good moral men? Best laugh of the day. No wonder you’re drooling for me, Hog Rot. Pretty amazing since you’re neither male or female – just a sad little cock puppet pulling at her pubic wool in frustration.
#1Woggie reminds me of people who lived ansolutely deplorable lives- boozebagging, b ball team gangbanging, debasing herself for dope- and now that she’s all better, she literally believes she is BETTER than everyone.
She’s not insightful enough to see that Dennia Cato is only trolling, and has no interest in her and doesn’t agree with any of her beliefs.
Her strategy in this thread is to attack your disabled husband, who is stronger than she could ever hope to be.
She’s just a jealous and bitter dried up ex-whore.
Weetabix!
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I got heartburn
Wow, OP, you really showed them! Lol! …not
no fool back away from the pizza, bad 4 heartburn.
pispaul calm down your bitter is showing AGAIN.
Since you’ve never met Paul and I have, I can assure you, Dog Log, that he is the most unbitter person I’ve ever met in my life. And I’m sure he’d say the same about moi. That’s our sweet little secret.
You’re the only bitter person here, Dog Log, spitting venom at every ten paces. You don’t even get that you’re nothing but a huge joke on this board, one we love batting around like a ping pong ball. Now go hide behind the sweeping cape of your Master and let him do your barking once again.
the Bitter Strategy has come out to play again. lols
Poor Dog Log.
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Imagine if it was two men going at it….
Tee hee