To the old man who came in to my workplace and growled at me, I thought it was incredibly rude and strange. Not sure what you were trying to accomplish with this little act of growling but I prefer strangers to use their words and be kind. YOU were not at all funny and my first impression of you is one of an idiot. —10/4
This article appears in Jul 19-25, 2012.


Mr. Hoover was on lunch break, I presume…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E71jBHy4LDE
Fuck, I would have growled back a Curly ‘Ruff-Ruff!’, then assume a straight-face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK2X–p9smg
I must admit this is one of my favourite scenes from the original 3 Stooges.
GRRRRRRR!!!!
werewolf apocalypse a-coming
Must have been an MT employee looking for extra SHITHEAD points
Texts from Dog – hilarious.
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/04/texts…
First the biter and now this. There’s some regression going on.