Why do we have to put paperboard in the compost? It’s perfectly recyclable yet the garbage guys won’t pick it up in a blue bag. How is it that corrugated cardboard and newspapers/magazines are recyclable but not paperboard like cereal boxes? That is actually most of the stuff I throw away. What a pathetic excuse for a recycling program when they tell you to put all those boxes in the compost. Might as well just cut down the province’s trees and throw them directly into the compost bin.

Also, why do we have to personally transport electronics to the ACES sites? What do we pay taxes for, to buy Peter Kelly a new house after he gives himself another raise, that overpaid putz? Why can’t they pick them up at the curb and then take them to the recycling centers? Not everybody has a pickup truck, or even a car. So now we find TVs and computer monitors abandoned all over the damn place because the overpaid garbage collectors won’t touch it. I literally despise the HRM garbage system. It’s pathetic and extremely inconvenient. Since they are so picky about what you put in the blue bags now I just put every damn thing in the black bags. The bastards will pick it up now, won’t they!

I can’t wait for Peter Stoffer to take Peter Kelly’s job, give himself a 4% pay decrease and fix the garbage system. Kelly has done nothing but increase his pay since he became Mayor, aside from making an ass of himself by speaking publicly with an atrocious stutter. I guess he didn’t expect public speaking to be involved in the job of Mayor when he decided it would be a good idea to run for the position and I guess none of the people who actually voted for him did either. What does that say about HRM’s citizens that they would elect such a misfit? Now we’re the laughing stock of all cities in the world. If you stutter, don’t go into politics or start a talk show, pretty simple. Now if he were a particularly great politician, it might be forgivable, but he’s not.

They also need to get rid of about half of the Councilors, who are also overpaid. I don’t care what they make in other cities. Those other cities almost certainly have higher average incomes than HRM. There just aren’t enough important issues in HRM to need that many Councilors or to pay them that much. The Mayor’s salary should not be more than $100,000, and even that’s too high. Your time is short, Kelly. As soon as one other person actually runs against you you’re gone! I don’t care if it’s Stoffer or the devil himself, as long as the devil doesn’t give himself any pay raises. —Joe Halifax

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  1. Thanks Ivan!

    sidenote: Am I right to think you work at JWD? If so I have something I need to drop off there, and it would be fun to do it when you’re on duty.

  2. I love salvaging old computers and monitors from idiots who don’t want them anymore.
    I’ve even found a plethora of info on some people because they failed to wipe the drive.
    tsk tsk…

    luckily, I’m a nice geek and don’t do anything maniacal…
    doesn’t sound like me, I know.
    makes for plenty of spare parts kicking around though.

  3. What Painey said. I’m usually lurking upstairs in the history stacks. By all means, say hello. >: )

  4. …and you’re not fooling anyone Zed-man. You’re building an army of Fembots, like that electric chick from “Metropolis” to carry out your evil machinations. Right?

  5. I actually had a tour of the compost facility last week and that same question came up.

    And the reason is,…

    The boxboard you complain about is actually the bottom of the barrel crap paper and CANNOT be recycled anymore because it’s been recycled so many times that it has no life left.

    You might find better information if you call the info line and ask the question instead of bitching. But i know bitching is more fun then actually finding the information for one’s self. 🙂

  6. I, for one, welcome our new Fembot overlords (provided they have all the uh…”neccesary” parts :P).

  7. with machine gun jubblies…
    I’m a sucker for attention to detail.

    I’m secretly working on my own ‘bitch chip’ to get their behavior just right…

  8. The system that we used in SE NB took the paperboard and actually recycled it for other uses. I think that HRM doesn’t have the facilities to do what other communities can do, so it goes to compost. As is exhibited by you only being able to recycle plastic containers with a “1” or “2” on the bottom – what about the rest? Really, it’s not a good processing facility here at all.

    You want to see a great system, check out the wet/dry system at Westmorland Albert Solid Waste Commission. All of that area of NB only has to sort into two bags. That’s it, that’s all. And they’re able to recover a lot.

  9. Just make sure that the Nexus 6 “Pleasure Model” doesn’t go all Roy Batty on you and snap your fingers.
    Oh, Yeah – Hey Kids RECYCLING IS WAY COOLER THAN DRUGS >; )

  10. As mentioned above, the cardboard from cereal boxes, kleenex boxes (plastic removed), pasta boxes, and other very thin cardboard, can no longer be recycled to create other boxes (like corrugated cardboard, pizza boxes, etc) can. So, it is put in the compost to breakdown and help produce good quality soil. A good trick is to use these boxes to hold your compost in the freezer – you don’t have to deal with fruit flies and you don’t have to buy compost bags. Then just toss it all in the green bin.

    Definitely try to contact the people at HRM waste management. In the education sector, they have some really great people who will talk with you about this.

    As for things like egg cartons, giving these to farmers with laying hens is a great way to reuse the cartons!

  11. I’m still working on the weedy vibrate settings….

    oh, and trust me, installing logic in the fembots isn’t going to be easy.
    there’s all these exception cases….
    I’m going to need to hire a consultant.

    And the hard drive had better be HUGE, women never forget anything they can use against you up to 10 or 15 years down the road.

  12. nice! I just saw last week seagate has a 3tb drive in production as well….
    it’s getting insane!

    “640K ought to be enough for anybody. ” – Bill Gates
    my ass

  13. LZ good call on the freezer part.
    I love that the cardboard boxes go in the green bin…I do the same, fill them up with all the food scraps and throw one in everyday. I hate to use the little green bin….smelly.

  14. Most. Hilarious. Bitch. Ever. Thanks, I laughed heartily, in agreement. BUT rest assured asswipe Kelly will get re-elected. That’s because city folks live under the tyranny of the rural hicks. They love to kill our parks, pave our heritage buildings, and destroy our sense of community. Hey, it’s PROGRESS to them. That’s why they dropped out of grade 8, to become expert urban planners! What do they have to lose? NOTHING, they live in the COUNTRY.

  15. While you may have issues with the recycling program, rest assured Halifax is still way ahead of most other cities in North America. Oh, and your comments about the Mayor’s stutter…way out of line buddy. Do you kick kids on the playground who have a speech impediment too? Bully.

  16. A metal one? Then I would still have to clean it out all the time wouldn’t I? I like the cardboard cause I can just throw it in the big bin…no hassle…no smells.

  17. yeah you would chickie. i just don’t like using plastic containers/utensils they absorb the stinky stuff. plastic colanders are the worst. at least with wooden utensils they only catch on fire, plastic melts^^

  18. Yeah I can’t really get over making fun a speech impediment…I knew someone who had a stutter and it only came out when he was really nervous and it just sucked to see him go through that. A teacher told us there was some more famous politician that had a speech impediment…I can’t remember who as I would have been 10 at the time but it’s really low to make fun of something like that. You’re a piece of crap.

  19. Really? I didn’t know this. I’ve always been putting my cereal boxes, etc. in with my newspapers in a grocery bag. I just break them down and they always take it. Go figure. I guess I’ll start putting them in the green bin now, though.

  20. Just load your trash bags into the truck of your car, drive to a condo/apt building, and throw it in their dumpsters. That way you don’t have to recycle anything.

  21. sebastian! that’s called illegal dumping – if they get your license plate the police can and will give you a ticket! don’t be a dork.

  22. Want to know a great trick for cardboard boxes…use them to start your woodstove. Free BTU’s & cuts the cost of fire starter & the need for lots of kindling.

    You might as well burn it, before the new bio mass burners come on board , there won’t be a dead stick or piece of unnailed down wood anywhere once those things start burning !
    Might as well burn it to heat your place as opposed to giving it away to heat someone elses !

  23. i usually only use mine for small amount of veg. peelings. the corbies get a lot of scraps…hey i want a wood stove with my treehouse

  24. i didn’t read all your bitch because it is far too long, but boxboard is the end of the life-cycle for paper. You can’t make anything else out of it.

  25. MY fault? I just got here!!! (there’s no messiah in here, there’s a mess all right…)

    Jubblies Z3? There’s a word I haven’t heard in a while ;D

  26. I think the OP must be having a bad day.

    The recycling program here is actually one of the best. I’m sure some things could be done differently.

    I’m neutral on Peter Kelly as mayor, but I don’t know what his slight stutter has to do with anything.

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