I hate the HRM bus’s so much I would like to entertain you all with a scenario of bogus nature meets the traits of a typical HRM bus driver.

Imagine if you will if the HRM bus drivers were a part of the classic video game saga Twisted Metal(where the objective of the game is to race and kill each other by destroying the vehicles of the opponents)

The race is on everyone’s gears are in full force everyone is ready to kill each other, when suddenly the HRM Bus Driver stops for ten minutes to read the news paper. After ten minutes he destroys a few cars and citizens, but this is far to much work so he stops off at the local deli in the middle of all the chaos sits down has himself a nice donair, chocolate milk, and pie….gets back on the bus…but before he does hedecides to have a quick smoke(meanwhile an apocalypse of death is around him he doesn’t care as long as he is still alive)….all the cars are destroyed….but the clown still remains, because it is sub zero and he surely will die if the clown is not let in,he asks for his kindness to let him on the bus but he doesn’t have any money or a transfer so the answer he drives on…and victory is his.

—The Analogy

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10 Comments

  1. So in your analogy, the bus driver lives while eating donuts and smoking cigarettes while everyone else dies?

    hmm..what does that say?

  2. Imagine if clowns were their own race. Secretly evolving in antartica…under the water. Frigid Sea Clowns.

  3. Hmm Sebastien, so what you are saying is instead of commuting every day to downtown for work, I should be taking my car, thereby worsening the traffic congestion and costing myself hundreds a month just to park. You are the definition of an asshat

  4. BRoc: Obviously that’s what he’s saying, don’t mind the thousands of cars parked at the Dartmouth and Halifax Link terminals, even the $40,000 ones, they’re all owned by losers.

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