I prefer to rave than bitch, but the speed boats at Crystal Crescent on Thursday night were cause for an exception.
Stage one: fly close to the beach repeatedly at high speed driving the families ashore. Stage two: chain yourselves together and blare music at top volume drowning out the ocean. Stage three: break apart and leave and throwing boxes and other debris over your shoulder and into the surf by the beach as you depart.
Mission accomplished: you are now all certified assholes.
Congratulations. —After work beach lover
This article appears in Jul 15-21, 2010.
will they get a badge or a certificate 🙂
It’s no different than if they were cars on the road. Call the police. They may have been drinking, and are endangering innocent swimmers’ lives. There should be a number on the boat, often near the bow on both sides. If they are that close to shore, you should be able to read it. Or borrow someone’s binoculars.
just when you need rambo, he isn’t around. i think crystal cresant went to the dogs when they put it in the horrid about the nudey side, fuck everything up there since.
“Borat” had the right idea. Put 12.7mm Dshkas in every lifeguard tower. And captured speedboaters will be forced to wear the lime green man-thong.
I’m sure someone would have the new iphone with the nice camera. Take pics, send to police with the description, feel better that you did something to protect the beach.
here’s a neat little something you should try to find and use in a situation likr this, http://www.ufopaedia.org/index.php?title=T…. and what the fuck is with the italics again, mod?