You know it’s notorious, lady, you are barren of soul,
You’re cold-faced and cold-hearted and and way oversold,
and that is unfortunate for us because of the position you hold,
Acting like your public consultations gonna make us all bold.
You are yelling, you’re stressed, your words drip with detest,
You’re pissed you can’t handle the work on your desk,
Word of mouth says you’re always like this—
Too much word of mouth to contest,
And that’s probably why your disrespectful ass got an F.
-Tax Payer
This article appears in Apr 10-16, 2014.


Yer probly high
Rolling joints with pages from your poli-sci
Textbooks I wreck crooks yer text’s shook
And lifted from Tim Arsebiscuit’s shit list
You nitwit my numbers unlisted my hunger for
Political bumblers is twisted
Ok this is boring now.
I thought we’d moved on from THE Joan?
Meh…why stress about shit? What doesn’t get done today will get done tomorrow. People and their deadlines are ridiculous.