We moved in together, you were an egotistical, self-righteous protein-pumping douchebag. You got sick for awhile, realized that you had NO ONE except my boyfriend and I as friends, so you became cool and we agreed to move into another apartment together. Sweet.
So now, after 3+ months of your solid personality change and realizing you shouldn’t take shit for granted, the doc okay’s you to go back to the gym, and you turn into the protien-consuming douchebag that was lurking in the shadows this whole time. Here’s a tip, asshole: You have no girlfriends, no friends, no one that wants to share your company anymore PLEASE look outside of your own selfish existance for a minute! You will be doing every one a favour. —My patience has worn thin
This article appears in Aug 11-17, 2011.
Another person who doesn’t learn from history.
Must be the roids.
having grape sized testes makes men all kinds of crazy
i agree…. sounds like he is juicing…. ive known guys who were laidback and cool to hang out with turn into anger monsters once they start taking steroids
doesn’t have to be roids people…
testosterone gets upped many ways.
sitting on the couch, hurt or sick and wrapped in a blanket isn’t one of them.
regular workouts, high protein diet, *perhaps steroids*….,
natural T-boosters (plant derived) like EURYCOMA LONGIFOLIA JACK,
horney goat weed (I’m not making this up) which is an estrogen-inhibitor
synthesized such as
veridex xt, FORSKOLIN, Carnatine, etc… there’s tons…
and if he’s serious (and it sounds like he is), then he is likely just amped more than when he was on the shelf.
point being, the old douche is likely how is prefers to be.
unless you feel like slipping a shit-ton soy into his shakes every day, you may just want to find a way to get the hell out.
hmmmm, this could be almost any pretentious asshole in canad. further details please.
OP needs a lesson in athletic supplements. Its not protein causing any problems here.
OP, evict the no-neck fuck.
“Hey girly-man! Hear me now and believe me later and talk about it tomorrow and think about it some other time but if you piss him off, he will take you and squeeze you between his massive thighs like a tube of toothpaste until you ooze out all over the floor. I am Hans. Und I am Franz. And we’re here to pump, *clap*, YOU up!”
http://www.snlparty.com/images/dana/hanz.j…