To the loud ass, inconsiderate, douchebag with the gold colored, shitty sounding, RX7 with the stereo so loud it literally makes everything in the house, including the windows rattle, have a little bit of respect for your neighbours. Nobody cares to hear your music and nobody cares to hear how loud your stereo goes. It doesn’t make you any cooler. Turn the fucking stereo down until you get out on the main road. Please. See, I am even being nice about it…next time you go by and the words in front of me blur, because my eye balls are fucking vibrating from the bass your putting out, I won’t be. This goes for the dick who just moved in not too long ago, with the motor bike that likes to just sit there and rev it up for no reason other than to make more fucking noise. There are decent hardworking people living on this street and in this neighbourhood that deserve to be able to relax with some kind of peace after a hard days work. There’s a time and a place for everything. RESPECT, RESPECT, RESPECT. I am finding more and more people lacking considerably in the respect department. Oh yeah, and to the people that like to park their car and leave it running with the door open and stereo blaring, I’m gonna lock the keys in the car next time…turn it down and turn it off.
— need a tylenol
This article appears in Jul 16-22, 2009.
I realize I am getting old but fuck what is it with these people and these fucking subwoofers that shake your windows?!? I mean I love my rock and roll loud but it amazes me how these idiots can actually enjoy their tunes when all you hear is the boom boom boom of base. Really when it comes down to it, most of these morons are driving shotty honda civics with the tail pipe that looks like a 2 Liter pop bottle., They stick a spoiler on the back, buy a 2000.00 stereo and think they have a hot car. Watching oo much “Too Fast, Too Furious” methinks.
Couldn’t agree more Bobby and OP. These douchebags are one of my biggest pet peeves in life.
I live on Robie and I can’t even open my windows on a hot day because the sound of revving motorcycles and booming subwoofers drowns out my TV/music/thoughts.
Seriously, I like the loud music sometimes too. Fast cars are ‘cool’ (NOT a ‘tricked out’ honda)and there’s nothing wrong with wanting to have a nice kick ass stereo to show off to your buddys. Nice penis extention btw. But yeah, turn it down and take it easy. There are other people that live around here in the city/province/country/continent and the world. Have some decency and turn it down. Especially at night!!! Gawd!!! And what about the emergency vehicles. Now I know, if you’re paying attention, you shouldn’t need to ‘hear’ them because you should ‘see’ them in time, but you can’t hear ANYTHING over some of these stereos. And you’re all going to be saying, “what????” in a couple of years if you keep it up, ’cause you’ll be deaf!!
You can nail all three of those losers with municipal bylaw infractions…anonymously.
Crotch Rockets in Dartmouth! They wake my kid, they wake me & my husband, depriving us of much needed sleep. Yesterday it was 3:30 in the morning and they flew on by, loud as can be. My child would not sleep in her crib the rest of the night, mind you she passed right out on the couch while I lay below her on the floor for 3-1/2 hours. S’ok though I only had to work till 9 that night. No big deal. I wish I could make them go away.
Why are they called ‘mufflers’ when they don’t muffle?
If one of those stereos pulls up to you, just start fake-dancing to whatever it is they’re blaring. You’d be amazed at the reactions they give when a bus driver is making fun of them. Works for smaller vehicles too. 😉
Those dumbasses are all going to be deaf before they hit 25. I’m sure glad my porkstick is a decent size, so I don’t require a shitbox car with thumping stereo to compensate.
I used to have a neighbour who had a similar noise system. Funny thing, the fuse box was in the entry of the building, and I found the key when the landlord left it there. Anytime the neighbor began blaring his noise, I would quickly flick the power switch. He complained to the landlord saying the power was shorting out, and the landlord told him it was the speakers. The guy moved out at the end of his lease.
FUCK SAKES I HATE THESE ASSHATS.
I live closER to a gas station and i can feel vibrations in my apartment sometimes when some douche leaves their stereo on while filling up their OMG tripped out late model civic (new rims/grillz, purple neon lights on the underside of the car…douchey paint job — usually bright yellow or turquoise….y’all know the type)….which is ridiculous because I don’t live THAT close (and I’m on the far side of the building at that!)
Although, this isn’t as bad as living with someone who pumps up the bass on their stereo at all hours of the night….esp if you share a wall with them. It’s so maddening even the sanest individual would end up with visions of smashing stereo systems with their bare hands.