to the jackass in the 24 hour dartmouth sobey’s parking lot:
why couldn’t you just put your cart all the way away? they have that little bump thing that will keep it from rolling around and hitting other people’s cars. instead you just gave it a shove and walked away. then you just watched it and you didn’t even try to stop it when it started rolling at the cars.
i hope some day you wake up trapped in your car surrounded by 87 shopping carts, all having made dents.
—shopping cart bruise on my knee.
This article appears in Oct 29 – Nov 4, 2009.
Oh, and also, let’s hope the shopping carts have really mean faces on them too.
In Bubble’s voice “Fuck off, Randy”
Ooh, I smell a soon to be written Steven King book that is soon to be a major studio release blockbuster coming….
“i hope some day you wake up trapped in your car surrounded by 87 shopping carts, all having made dents.”
Funny, I had this same nightmare when I bought my new car…