My girlfriends are I were downtown Saturday night to have a good time. Things were going great and we were having fun, until you slipped up behind a friend of mine and starting grinding against her. It wasn’t just inappropriate, it was vulgar and disgusting. Your pickup line of “Hey girls, wanna go for a ride on my hot rod” and pointing at your crotch was pervish and creepy. We told you to f’off and you became more pushy. It made us laugh when you tripped over your own damn feet and fell flat on your face. If any us of were (in the remote likelihood) into short gingers you might have stood a chance (until you opened your mouth). I think you had better haul your ass back to the land of the Oompa Loompas where you crawled out from. —Willy Wonka Needs to Chain Up His Ginger Trolls
This article appears in Feb 16-22, 2012.
Aw cut Mick a break:
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Simply Red hasn’t had a hit in 25 years.
*Fooled ya, didn’t I. Yeah, you know who you are >; )*
yes you did^^i’m not gonna go there
Those would be the nights to take a turbo vibrator with you and give guys like this a well-deserved poke back.
It’s ’cause he didn’t have a soul isn’t it …
despite the fact that his grinding against your friend was vulgar and disgusting, one of you might have dated him if he hadn’t opened his mouth? are you well?
Pointing out a hair colour of the person you are picking on is distasteful. Especially when you smear them in the way you have. This post is bordering on racism.
Take your small mind elsewhere.
We have come to a time where we do not profile people on their looks. It is what is inside that matters.
While the person you are bitching about does seem to be a douchebag, your words make you one too.
Stop the hate.
I know what this chick is getting at. I’ve been to a number of shows where we’re all packed against the stage and some chick starts grinding her ass into my cock! The first time it happened I was ‘what the fuck?’ but then at other shows it happened, so I just went with the flow. Didn’t get anything out of it, for those who are curious. I just figure its what the kids are into these days.
As a wise comedian once said, “There is no better contraceptive than pointing at the guy and going HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
I can’t believe you didn’t leave a puddle on the floor from laughing so hard at this social hand grenade, (like you should have done instead of telling him to fuck off) I mean, full on, from the toes belly laugh for a like a full 10 minutes or there abouts. Hot rod?? Really? That’s the best he could come up with? Wow! That ranks right up there with “What’s your sign?” and “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” as being one of THE lamest pick-up lines of all time. *shakes head* GD soulless gingers
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You jealous because he was grinding your friend and not you? Hmmm, apparently there is a short ginger troll out there with taste…… who knew!
Well after watching everybody grind on the floor, it’s only natural to assume that’s the style of dance. He just wanted to join the crowd.
You got unwanted attention in a bar on a friday night at which you were drunk-dancing?? I’ve NEVER heard of that happening before!
You’ll live.
lay off the guy, it’s hard being the iconic, transvestite, poster-child for wendy’s in this economy.
this sounds like the same bitch from not too long ago. if the chickie didn’t want the attention, then she would have pounded the fuck out of this creep.
props for ginger trolls with confidence. Fuck I went to the bar Sat night and all I seen was college kids standing alone texting. And dudes with neck tattoos that looked like they were on a crack out!
i know when i go out and if i’m dancing with my fiend and a guy tries that all we do is look to see if she’s uncomfortable with it if she is we pull her towards ourselves and look at the guy and say sorry he walks away everytime. i don’t understand why people always feel they have to be rude about it. there’s enough girls usually that it doesn’t phase the guy and he goes on to the next one.
where’d you go fool?
I was out for the first time in god knows how many years to the ‘royal’ trash-fest, pick-up spot. 1. I’m pretty sure they should have a sign that lets people know you really shouldn’t be there if you’re over 25…
and 2. god did it suck a big, flopping donkey dick.
hammered, half-dressed skanks and more popped collars than should ever be in one place…
Embarrassingly, me and my girl went to the rodeo. (we live in darkside). 2 dollar drinks & free cover so we likie once the dj comes on and the country music stops.
no worse than me fool. I was at The Dome
I guess there is something to be said for picking a bar with the right demographic of patrons. Go to a pick-up bar, expect to be hit on. Believe it or not, not all guys are top shelf!!
Well we wouldn’t have minded a lil’ pick up action….or atleast some coversation, buy us a trick and have a dance. WTF is with the dipshits textin, standin around holdin the walls up while all the pretty ladies are dancin? Boys need to work on their game!
lol that was meant to be drink not trick. multitaskin ova here
they think they don’t even need to buy a drink anymore. that smiling in your direction will make your panties come off.
Yeah I know. Or they want you to buy them a shot. They think just showin up and gellin their hair back is enough to make us just SWOON. Standing around texting their hoes all night. So charming. I think I’ll go home to the dirty dolphin instead.
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I was at the Moose… boys were doing the same thing – standing around looking at the drunk ladies dancing. Some talked to me but wouldn’t dance with me. I would even dance near them and smile like “COMMMERRRE” but they wouldn’t budge. The boys I went with and like a handful (giggity) of other guys were like the only ones who were dancing the whole time. And one of my friends is nerdy and uncomfortable with dancing mostly but even he danced! I think my unfortunate dancing made him feel better about himself ;D.
anytime you is ready,no_fool.
What is it with all these people appropriating the word “ginger” nowadays? Is it to sound British, or something? Why is that a thing? Hearing someone Canadian refer to “gingers” gives me the same feeling in the pit of my stomach as when I see someone wearing those nasty-ass toe-shoes (and no…I am not a redhead).
Having said that, the surprise grind is never cool.
Boo fucking hoo. Stop sticking up for gingers. If they’re such decent people why do they suck the blood of peasants? Why do they kidnap children?
Because they have no souls, sodey. They’re all soulless.
“Suck blood”? “Kidnap children”? – Sodey – you have gingers confused with gypsies. *shudders. crosses self*
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LOL – Love that flick, PG.
Oi! Mole rat. Give ovah! Easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy. Wha’s wrong wiff talkin’ like a kippah, anyrod?
I’s the Queen’s English, is it no’?
You carry on li’ this and they’ll be Barney Rubble to pay, and I don’t mean some li’il kerfuffle, eethah! I’m talkin’ a righ’ spot o’ bothah, mate.
And you can stick tha’ in your sky rocket an’ all!
So. Unless you li’ eat’in your bubble n’ squeak thru a straw, I suggest you shuh’ yer gob or sod off!
Ta veddy mooch.
(Don’t take it to heart, Mole. I’m just playin’)
Let’s not confuse “souls” with “melatonin” peeps…
OP, you had a good point until you put the racist slant on it (Ooomp Loompa). Not to mention the slap at the vertically-challenged. Drunken dirty dancing puts you on the same level so you reap what you sow.