What is with physically “hot” women having such a chip on their shoulder? ( Please note the quotation marks around hot )
I know every guy with a hard on has been trying to fuck you since you were 16 and people bend over backwards for you in life because you hit the genetic lottery but can you lose the attitude for second?? even one?
You can tell almost immediately and with almost pin point accuracy the women who were hot since puberty and the ones who grew into their hotness later in life AFTER they developed some real character.
Chicks who think they have been the belle of the ball since 16 make me sick they way they expect other people to dance for them, and it makes me embarrassed as a male when guys fall at their feet. To the truly hot women who have something interesting to say and a sense of humour to boot – Here’s to you!
I have always said my favourite kind of hot girl is the one who was a nerd/outcast/overweight in highschool then moved away from whatever redneck town they are from and exploded into a hot 20 something. They are just way more interesting to talk to than the bar stars who either have their finger or cock stuck down their throat 7 nights a week.
—Late bloomer, proud of it
This article appears in Aug 13-19, 2009.
Whatever, flaky guys chase flaky girls. Let them have each other. There are lots of attractive girls with substance out there and they are surprisingly much easier to date than the flaky hotties.
Good point Miles. I was going to say the same thing. I don’t know if it’s a recent trend with all these douchebag guys at the bars (popped collars, spray tans, too much product in their hair, bling), but man, the slutted-up “hot” chicks just seem to flock to them, and vice versa. I say let them have each other. I prefer a “late bloomer” too OP.
some of these chicks think they are put on this earth to be adored, when in truth they are only here to breed with. and yes, they think they are so fucken it, that it makes me and everyone else sick. these bimbos need to remember one thing, the less beautiful girls are the ones with the cooler guys. leaving you alone in your fucken ivory tower to become old maids or hags that no one in their right mind, want to be around.take the fucking chip off your shoulder,because when you are alone, in your old age, you will welcome someone.til then, grow the hell up, the world, contrary to what you think, does not owe you a giving.
uhhh, speaking of chips on their shoulders-I think that describes you perfectly LIFE SUCKS. You’ve got all this creepy anger towards women-it’s just about the only thing you comment on. I think it’s YOU that needs to worry about being alone in your old age, because the bizarre rage you display has got to send ALL women running. I suppose I should be impressed by the fact that here the worst phrase you used was ‘chicks’-a major step up from your habit of referring to any/all women as bitches and whores.
Got shot down, huh?
“when in truth they are only here to breed with.”
And you wonder why you don’t get laid?
I thought I was going to disagree with this bitch but I can see their point. I’ve know a number of women who are very conventionally attractive and you can tell they’ve been treated like a princess ever since the age of 2. I find many of them are secretly very unhappy, especially as they get out in the real world and find that you can’t always get your way by giggling and looking cute, not to mention that their “hotness” makes their “self” recede into the background, socially.
I find it strange when I meet a conventionally “hot” person and all their friends are at least as hot as they are. It makes me wonder if they, consciously or unconsciously, edit the people they allow to be their friends, according to “hotness”……ugh.
I think this applies to handsome men too, although we certainly reward women more for being decorative (and simultaneously tear them down).
formerly obese redneck chicks are your fave? i think you mean imploded..possibly surgically..some of the girls you refer to lose out in other ways..be happy with what you can get..quit trying for the other types, (commercials and bad sitcoms are display cases for lies..ugly guys and super hot chicks don’t fit together well without the lubricant of lots of money)..and if you’re ugly and they just don’t like you, accept and lower standards..
@mosley – the .44 magnum thing is ‘just a tad’ creepy too
being a raging cunt is one thing (i should know, i am one, at times), but angry gangsta with a hardon and gun obsession – cya!
Right on Mole Rat….it seems like every single ad out there features a skinny gorgeous 20 year old, whether the product in question has anything to do with females/age/etc…we are constantly bombarded by societies idea of beauty and perfection. As for SwampDonkey’s comment…are assuming the OP is jealous? Give me a break, just because a woman makes a comment about bimbos it doesn’t mean she’s jealous. As an attractive & confident 35 year old woman I certainly admire other beautiful women out there however, like the OP I just can’t stand the bimbo’s that are giving us smart & sexy women a bad name!
i think mole rat might be hot..lets label her as such, inundate her with sexually suggestive innuendos (e.g. ‘your boobies are impeccably a-shapen m’ lady’..or ‘shall we proceed with sexual intercourse in a fortnight?, or perhaps some heavy petting?’) then incessantly reveal her physical and personality flaws to each other behind her back…especially if she rejects us..then get some action off one of her less attractive (perhaps former) friends..then reject her and repeat the cycle..rinse, wash, repeat..
@Pensfan79: What the fuck are you talking about?
Thanks Mrman…I thought I might have been the only one.
Junebug, don’t worry, those bimbos are not hurting the reputation of smart and sexy women at all. Guys who care about the difference can spot it right away.
Ha Ha…I was so irritated my SwampDonkey’s comment I posted without proofing and now I see a bunch of errors….my ‘smart’ description may be in question ; )
ok, well now my comment just looks creepy…not intended to offend..ah forget it..
I’m pretty sure the OP is a man.
Pensfan, those are some fancy sweet nothings…I like a man who’s not afraid to get a little old school on my ass… 😉
OP, you say “as a male” then you sign as ‘Late bloomer, proud of it’. Does this mean you are a late blooming, hot male or just confused? Maybe the problem is that as a late, blooming, hot male, you can’t shake all your previous rejection (you have a chip on your shoulder), or as a confused he/she, your indecision repels decisive people.
Or, maybe the problem is that an intelligent, interesting, articulate woman with a sense of humour had to hide what really interests her, seek therapy, starve herself and who knows what else so that she could replicate the ‘hot’ girl in order to be accepted. And, in order to hang on to the man who ‘loves’ her, she must continue to be unnatural till the end of time.
As for the naturally ‘hot’ woman (I am not talking about the girls who can’t tell the difference between sexual with sensual): A woman should be able to go to a bar with her friends, have a drink, and maybe a dance without being hit on 5 or 6 times just on the way to use the bathroom. She should be able to decline an invitation (polite or crude) without being abused because the guy takes personally that she is not looking for a date. And, she should be able to use the bathroom without some other woman challenging her because they resent that the guys are targeting her.
As well, confidence and conceit are often confused, as are humbleness and insecurity. Labeling depends on the biases of the person pointing their finger.
see guys..she loves those old school lines (picture me, junior high, 1994..belting out those old gems..talk about heavy petting ; ) and hey, sorry about the plan to destroy your reputation..i was really just trying to teach the world to be a better place..shouldn’t have randomly made you the example..so umm..in a fortnight?..you, me..hell be damned..? i’ll caress you til the sun comes up..and swoon your brains out..
I assumed Pensfan was talking tongue-in-cheek in order to make his point.
I knew your heart was in the right place, ha ha
i kinda agree to disagree alot of the considered “hot” are kinda bitchy!!
Miles and Mole Rat are pretty much spot on here. Going through high school in a rich town was the most idiotic experience of my life – infested with girls that the OP describes. I’d later come to the conclusion that later on these girls would be nothing more than trophies and housewifes, slaving away their days to reach the amount of attention they had in their younger years. Like above posters mentioned, guys can usually separate cheap attractive girls from sobered girls in a blink.
Dino – How many of those paris hilton types do you think are bored housewives with a milder to moderate painkiller addiction and an extra 20-30 pounds. Just jump in th Porsche Cayenne and head on down to Trader Joes for some human interaction cause their stud for a husband probably wants to fuck the secretary these days and is bored with his trophy from highschool.
There is nothing sadder than seeing a 40 something earing low rise jeans and heals with sun a damanged leather hide in the super market.
Mosly – Thank you for saying something about LIFESUCKS being creepy. There are some major resentment toward women going on there, I didn’t want to be the first one to bring it up. But reading his other posts its clear there is some seething rage just below the surface.
OP – You know how you can tell the late bloomers from the Princess ? a Late bloomer will have all sorts of friends from all walks of life, the princess “fall at my feet” types friends all look like they were made with a cookie cutter. In my experience this has been a pretty reliable litmus test for character.
I will admit I have some bias in this area. I know its stereotypical of me to make assumptions based on looks but when I see a physically hot woman, before I interact with her at all i tend to assume she has a chip on her shoulder .when she turns out to also be a really great person inside i am pleasantly surprised. Its like hot women get credit for just being decent people the same way everyone make a big deal when a celebrity shows a bit of manners to the “common folk”
I think average looking people have higher expectations put on them in the personality department. Pretty people get applauded like heroes just for NOT being assholes to everyone, at least I do 😛
PS – were is TTFN, she usually weighs in on these matters??? I haven’t heard the word cunt in a few days now and am starting to worry she tripped over her tits and hit her head.
Want to piss off a “hot chick”? Ignore it.
I agree….we demand nuggets of saggy tit TTFN wisdom!
I like this bitch… I for one was the ugly duckling that turned into a swan.
Cheers to the late bloomers! 🙂
On another note… Beauty fades, but a lack of intelligence is forever
In the brilliant words of Judge Judy: “beauty fades, dumb is forever”
i.e.: some day those “hot” women will just be old and busted and then where’ll they be? no personality, and haggy looking as hell.
I know a few people I’m looking forward to seeing in such a state.
I’ll fully admit I was one of those “late bloomers”….from the ages of like 10 to early 20s I was a hot mess. *shudder* I wasn’t “ugly” I just didn’t know how to dress myself or make myself look decent. Sometimes I look at pictures of myself during that time and think “IF ONLY YOU’D DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR HAIR AND PUT ON SOME ATTRACTIVE CLOTHES, CHILD.” ugh.
This reminds me of the classic joke:
Q: “When does a slut become a bitch?”
A: “When she fucks everyone but you”
Yeah buddy, get over yourself.
sticks and stones people, you got off the path. your sunday good book tells you that little tidbit about the breeding thing, not me, just thought i’d throw that out to see if anyone was awake.me,being pissed off at females, nah,probly had more in a week at one time than most of you asswipes would get in your lifetime, and no, they weren’t the paid kind. as to the picture of the automag, yes it is a very responsive pic,and also a very nice piece to own. and yes, it is deffinately legal.as are all my weapons. the forces are a very good educator on weapons. some should try the military life sometime, and stop being whiney little nasty bitchers. i love reading ths rag,for the bitches, but not for some of the fools that troll here.don’t like what i write, pass on to next post,simple as that.
Um sorry to go totally off topic on this but I’m curious if there is a pattern here that could indicate Kay and TTFN are the SAME person(and I may be way off here but just wanted to give it out there as food for thought, I’m the contemplative type and I hope you are too…)
Okay so this comment got me thinking:
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PS – were is TTFN, she usually weighs in on these matters??? I haven’t heard the word cunt in a few days now and am starting to worry she tripped over her tits and hit her head.
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So I check TTFN’s profile and it says her last post was:
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Re: “Attitude of NS”
Thank you, thank you very much – TTFN has left the building (cue exit music).
Posted by TTFN on August 14, 2009 at 2:01 PM
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Then I think yeah, LL is right, she hasn’t been on here. And come to think of it, I don’t see a lot of posts from Kay (yeah I realize she’s listed on the side bar as a “top poster” but you would have to make a lot of posts to be close to 1500 as she is). I like to read and laugh, occasionally bitch and rarely comment lol. So I check Kay’s profile, and it says:
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Re: “Yet Another Bike Bitch”
Halifax may not have bike lanes but Halifax has a smashing library! cool huh? smart even *wink*
Posted by kay on August 14, 2009 at 11:58 PM
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So do we have an interesting coincidence – Kay and
TTFN stop posting within an hour of each other on the same day. Or?
OMG. TTFN and Kay are no way remotely in hell the same person. I know this for a fact. It’s a science fact.
go ahead Dino… prove it like a theorum!
(I tend to agree, btw)
and as for the hot/ditzy factor, they’ll get theirs. I may not be the cock of the walk, but I ain’t that impressed by your tan from a can, dress to impress, or calves like Troy Alves.
The hooker heels gotta go if you stand a chance of walking with me cause you ain’t going to be able to keep up for long.
and yeah, when ignoring them and they then try harder…. in the 6 or so seconds it takes to walk on by….. I’ll Pass thanks.
Go find a “sporty lookin hunk” who’ll throw his wallet at you to one-nighter ya.
Chicken-Funnel
I must say, if TTFN and kay were the same person, I’d be pretty impressed.
zZz, ahh, what a breath of fresh air it is to have you back on the board, bro.
So am I the only one who is so self centred, that the looks and lifestyles of others, is no concern to me? Am I missing something by not caring about the personal lives or dating habits of others? Am I missing something by not watching reality TV? Dancing with the..whatever? Should I b e spending less time outdoors, riding around and trout hunting, and more in front of my computer/TV?
Oh wise forum sage, please rain your wit and wisdom upon my depraved soul!
I’m hot! really hot! Well..not that kinda hot…just that’s it’s been about a bigillion degrees here lately.
See? the heat is getting to me!
We’ve completely given up the effort to call females over 18 “women,” haven’t we?
Guess we’ll infantalize them forever.
Looks like Tim has either recovered or fallen off the wagon. LOL.
Thanks Tim B, you give me faith! I can’t stand when I hear guys say ‘girls’ and they are talking about women…..today we had an IT guy in to fix our computers and I heard him say to my boss ‘Well, the girl’s computers will be easy to fix’. I’m 35.
Oh, you guys have probably figured it out by now, but Andy is the new Bitch nazi, or editor, or whatever. I just come to bitch.