I’ve lived with you all for over a year and I’ve had enough. You were a best friend to me, but your illegal immigrant boyfriend and his friend mooching off the individual results of our hard work and money for the past few months has driven me mad. They sat home all day watching sports on the TV I bought, and the furniture you own, our food is eaten from under our noses, and they have disrespected my presence countless times, and my partner’s presence when I had them over. I did not sign up to be burdened, manipulated and disrespected while PAYING to live there. I’m not allowed to voice my opinion on cleaning the place, and advising them to conduct themselves in an appropriate manner. I get attacked from all angles, even you. Your boyfriend pissed you off countless times and you came to me for advice, and I gave it and listened. Screw all of it, you can live in the hole you’ve dug for yourself and I’m outta there. SEE YA! —Too Good For This
This article appears in Feb 7-13, 2013.
if you like your place you shouldn’t have to move, give them the old heave-ho
The immigants! I knew it was them. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.
-Moemar
Now aren’t you glad that you are not married to any of them.
If they’re illegal, call immigration. Further, if they are not on the lease, boot them out.
yea duhh…immigration
See what calamity the absence of a roommate agreement yields?
Section 3 subsection 9.4.a states any visitors are the sole responsibility of the party that invites them over, their duration be no more than 24 hours without a submission of approval from all other parties residing in said unit, and any food ingested be that of the inviting party or the guest themself without direct permission they may engage in any other party’s groceries.
Put your tv in your room and lock the door.
See how long they want to stick around with nothing to do.
gad, i would rather live in a box under the mackay than have a roommate
unless they have four legs and are furry^^
lol, of course. i could have any number of them. i suppose if i could train people as well as animals i wouldn’t mind them. d’ya think a roomie would not pull the fridge-opener scarf until i gave the word, like molly waits?
i have lived in some hovels i tell ya, just to keep my autonomy.
Post the “Office of Immigration” number on the refrigerator right next to a bill for all the food they’ve been mooching. Just a little jolt back to reality for them.
Put your TV on “The View” 24/7. That should get rid of them. Or the Opera Network.
Hay OB:
http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/index-can.asp
or “the talk” senor, shudder