Fuck you and your aggressive, miserable existence. And fuck those new shitty garbage cans that lure you in so many numbers, that no one uses properly.
Fuck you for swarming me. Every. Single. Fucking. Day.
I know I’m not supposed to freak out and am supposed to remain calm, but when you have 8 little fuckers hovering in your face and you feel impending doom you tell me you won’t scream and defend yourself… Which of course I did… and a little old lady saw me being attacked and screamed out ‘its your hair flower!’
SERIOUSLY?
But you know I grabbed that flower out of my hair and wiped it across the parking lot. I can’t wait till it gets colder and you assholes meet your impending doom.—Using the stop up the street till snow
This article appears in Sep 16-22, 2010.
Yep just waiting for the hornets to read this and bugger off.
I heard the hornets were going to complain about the number of humans roaming around their turf.
Get that flower out of your head. Your not a diva or some Hawian girl. You live in Highfield!. Put that crackpipe in your ear w/ a due rag hangin outs dat back pocket.
I got a hornet in my rubber boot once, it was agony.
Are you sure they are hornets and not bullets buzzing by your head? It is Highfield Park afterall.
very funny sebastard^^
Hornets suck! I’ve only noticed them in the city though. But this weekend I took my little guy to the Windsor fair and I looked like I was taking seizures trying to shoo them away from him (he swells like mad from black fly bites…he’d be a mess if he got stung).
I returned some empties at a depot this weekend and they were everywhere.
It’s that time of year – they sense the impending doom of winter and it’s horny time for hornets. They’ll all be dead soon enough.
hornets are all over the city. not just high crime park. there are even reports coming to me that they have been sighted for the first time,in almost a hundred years in, get this now,yellowknife. i guess they are getting ready for the downfall of mankind next year, and reproducing like a bitch. i personally killed about 20 of the little fuckers outside today,myself.
Hornets/wasps/bees are territorial. Hang a paper bag, big on the bottom and twist the neck of it to resemble a hanging nest and the h/w/b will see/sense I don’t know which and stay away. Works like a charm out here, where we have a bigger problem – SPIDERS!
Did someone say spiders? :>)
oh ya hg lots o eight-legged critters in bc *skitter*
sorry i spewed forth without looking. what a beaut, i assume she’s not in your vicinity
Different shot (same spider) from the tarantula bitch.
tres cool…do you like photographs? nudge nudge wink wink say no more *cough* excuse me for the python
Thanks for the laugh paingirl.
I enjoy photography, just not very good yet.
You live in Highfield and wear a flower in your hair? Fuck, the stem must be a stopper to keep the remaining air from oozing out of your head.