To the little fuck with the camouflage-type hoodie who gave me a “bad look” on the playground behind Westmount Elementary school. Don’t walk around like you’re so fucking tough, you little piece of shit. You don’t know me and I wouldn’t think twice about putting my hand up your asshole and then pulling your dick and balls back out, you little fuck! This goes to all you fucking chicken shit swarmers out there. Some of you better be prepared to die if you swarm me. FUCK OFF!
—Tired of little shitheads!
This article appears in Oct 22-28, 2009.


This is your reaction to a perceived “bad look”? Jesus. Lighten the fuck up.
How the heck does anybody get ‘swarmed’ by one person?
You took the time to do all of this trash talk on the internet over a ‘look’ in a playground? uh, yeah.
This has got to be the most pathetic bitch so far this year!!!
Internet Tough Guy doesn’t even come close to scratching the surface of this douchebag. You’re real tough coming on a bitch board and going on about these little punks OP. How long did it take you to work up the courage to write this?
So pathetic.
tee hee swarmed by 1 person…even bees need more than one…i don’t know how many bees constitute a swarm 3?
Bitch please. The kids that hang out behind westmount are kids. They’re harmless. Most of them are little pansies. Trust me, I’ve had words with them before. If this is how you react to a look, you need to get a life.
This was a waste of time to read. OB you really need to get a life if a “look” gets you so upset.
“He’s got the look, he’s got the look, what in the world could make a brown-eyed boy turn blue…”
Priceless Luthor. I’m reliving my grade 12 nightmares thanks to Roxette.
What, did you get raped by a fourth grader? This bitcher is hopelessly pathetic. Not only is this supposedly a full grown adult, the perpetrator was an elementary school child. Wearing camoflauge. What if he was just practicing ”the eye” on pretty girls? Hm? HM?? Oh wait…
Maybe because the kid was in camouflage, the OP couldn’t see him properly and got pissed off. Maybe the OP is a kid himself.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
OH MY GOD HE LOOKED AT YOU?! Who the hell does he think he is? How did you even allow him to live after such a heinous act??? I’m disgusted shocked and APPALLED by this. What is Halifax coming to? Think of the children!!!!
Well, remember folks, some guy got STABBED because he was apparently “staring” at some assfuck.
OP is probably just as crazy as said assfuck.
LOL…..trash talk from trash.
Does the OP think that the camouflage kid is going to read this? love the tag internet tough guy, bout sums it up, if you were really a tough guy you would have settled it on the playground 😉
Moderating Question: Sometimes when the LTWWB inbox is full, I put stuff up in a rush. Rereading this in the cold light of day, it seems more creepy than pathetic. Should I have even posted this? Feedback, please, because right now I feel like taking it down.
I don’t know but I’m at westmount daily and if I see an angry looking kid wearing cameo, ill be warning him not to look angry at random people anymore becuz people are crazy.
Leave it, Andy. Sometimes the stuff in the worst taste is the most entertaining. People who are scared by kids are just not seeing the big picture.
Leave it up! That way the douchebag who posted this might actually read the comments and realize how douchey he really is.
you just gotta love this person,whoever you are, you got my vote. i would do the same thing, just not so so openly. cops don’t like us yahoos doing their jobs for them. do as i do, sneak about at night, and just hope you come upon some little dirtbag breaking some law. a mini ball bat is a nice easy thing to carry, but the boom boom is much more able to get the message thru.
It rocks, Andy!
“I wouldn’t think twice about putting my hand up your asshole and then pulling your dick and balls”
Yeah, that would teach him not to look into your eyes.
So a tadpole is giving you the stink eye. That bitch isn’t even worth a sentence let alone a paragraph.
I agree with HKM. I hope you know where your own anatomy is located, because a hand thrust up the asshole would most likely grab on to some kind of intestine.
The more I read it, the more ridiculous it seems and the more I think it may be some kind of a joke. Still pretty funny nonetheless!
Maybe you should take it down, Andy. This guy is talking about fisting minors.
Moderator… please take it down. Kids literally get away with murder these days but posting such a violent thought about it is beyond me. I’d like to see it gone. My 2 cents.
I think this counts as premeditation to murder?!?!? how is this allowed?
we’re talking from manslaughter to second degree here…