If you think telephone poles are “beautiful” as well as functional in their natural state, well I’m sorry but you’re dead wrong. The law is obsolete—although I’m sure you feel very noble tearing down artwork and lost dog postings around our fair city. Do yourself a favour: mind your own freakin’ business and leave the damn posters alone. —Street walker
This article appears in Nov 13-19, 2014.


The object of your Bitch has every bit as much right to remove shit from telephone poles as you (or anybody else) have to put them up. You’re either both wrong, or both right, but at any rate, you should follow your own advice, vis a vis “business”, specifically “your own”
The law be damned, they are a nuisance and ugly. Leave the lost kitty posters up though, else suffer my wrath…
I saw one on North Street, looked like a bear used it as a scratching pole.
At least someone is taking them down.
I still see the odd one for events from the past summer because the douches don’t ever go back around to take em down.
Yup, gotta be around North St. I used to see that guy almost every week, lol.
A NATURAL STATE?
“If you think telephone poles are ‘beautiful’ in their natural state, well I’m sorry but you’re dead wrong.” Street Walker
Since it is a processed tree, in what sense could a telephone pole be said to be in its “natural state?” Is there a contradiction here?
A pleasurer as always.
Cheerio!
Way to overthink the simplest of Bitches, MM.
What if they were concrete or metal poles? The real contradiction should actually be about the term “telephone pole”. They are “utility poles”.