Dear Upstairs Fuckheads,
Unlike you I work in the day. While you sleep all day, dick around on the computer and spend mommy and daddy’s money I’m working .Ergo I like to sleep at night. Not listen to you assholes jumping around, blasting music and being general pricks at 2 and 3 in the morning.
Perhaps you could get some common sense, respect or even some friggin’ courtesy and simmer down so we can get some sleep.
I’d love nothing more than to see you fucks get tossed out on your ass.
This article appears in Jan 17-23, 2008.
