Please just sit down. I know you don’t want to sit next to a stranger (gasp!), or maybe you think you’re being polite by leaving empty seats for other passengers, but really you’re just in the way—usually of the back door. Just sit the fuck down please. —Seated Fury

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  1. Totally legit bitch. There’s a middle aged mare who boards the &% at H!f!#ld with a big fuckoff roller suitcase and proceeds to stand in the entrance next to the driver. When people point out empty seats she replies “No, I’m good” Yeah Hyacinth, you might be but everybody else trying to board has to navigate your 200 lb speed bump.
    Also, she smells of slum wine.

  2. Yeah, that is annoying for sure! I HATE it when people block the front so they can stand there and talk to the driver. I try to kind of push them as I walk past them, “Sorry, just trying to get by you!” Dickheads. -.-

  3. Also the large knap sacks adding another 3 feet of blockage, at least put the damn thing down by your feet if you’re going to stand.

  4. Love the ones who block the back door for umpteen stops while folks push pass them to get off. Then when they get off they go to the front door to do so. Special level of entitlement perhaps? Sheesh!

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