Dear all the crazies I have dated:
You people just suck, you just fucking suck. I don’t know what the hell is wrong with all of you or what planet you magically appeared from but its not earth because there is no way you can be human because no half-sensible human being would EVER act the way you do. Please stop being crazy and desperate, you are really going to just turn me off of men completely and I really don’t want that. Its getting ridiculous at this point. I really think the majority of you-wait-scratch that- ALL of you need to go and seek out some serious relationship therapy before you date another woman ever again. I realize I have my issues too but I can safely say that I am not crazy when it comes to dating and I don’t give off any major “Hey, this chick is fucking nuts” vibes. I love men, I love them and I want to continue to date them and for the sake of that, all that I ask is that you realize you are crazy and do something about it before another poor woman has to write about the same thing.
—Thecrazymagnet
This article appears in Feb 12-18, 2009.
Issues…is that what you call it.
I’d just call you ‘nuts’ !!!
It’s like this – there are two catalogies of men with lots of subcatagories, I’m sure – but basically, they fall into one of two groups – the dogs, always on the hunt for beer, tail and variety – the fuckers will tell you anything to get into your pants. For these guys, the idea of commitment is a season’s pass to the fucking losers Mooseheads. The other type is all for commitment with subcatagories like: I’m Too Lazy To Find Another Woman or Hey She Cleans My House and Does The Laundry or She’s Using My Balls Like A Handbag. I picked the latter and stuck around for 26 years.
wow TTFN bitter much? and to the crazymagnet…you say you have issues and im sure you do…we all do.
but maybe along with recognizing this you should question why you end up with so many crazies.
im sure there has to be a reason why you are setting off guys crazydar.
Geez at first I thought she was talking about women, not men.
Never bitter, never blind.
I think John’s on to something…
why is it that they gravitate towards you?
Are you like the black-hole of douche and they all just get sucked in by you?
or do you see the vast types of men out there and pick the douche every time?
hmmmmmm
What I find absolutely hilarious, is that the vast majority of women who complain about dating scumbags/assholes/crazies pretty much refuse to change their “type”. I hear women complaining about the “player” or “dog” they just finished dating, but where do you find them searching for the next one? At the fucking bar of all places. So many women claim they want a “nice guy” who will “respect them”, but do you ever see them changes their own ways and go to the library to maybe meet a guy? Hell no. They go trapsing through the mud once again and come out with yet another dirty scumbag who will treat them like shit. A little piece of advice for you ladies: If you’re finding yourself repeatedly dating assholes, look somewhere else. Try dating someone you wouldn’t normally date. Go to the library and find yourself a quiet little nerd who will treat you with respect and dignity. You never know, it may change your life.
PS> No, I’m not a quiet little nerd at the library. I’m just a nice guy who can’t stand listening to your pissing and moaning about how “all men are scum” etc.
This rant is timeless.
Never Wrong, you just about hit it out of the park. +1
Ladies, either change your scene, yourself, or get some confidence and self esteem ASAP. Grow up a wee bit too.
There’s always gonna be the issue of women whining about “the crazies”. I used to work with a girl who always dated the “crazies” and after the last inevitable breakup, I asked her why she doesn’t date guys that are less likely to be nutters/treat her like shit, and she told me wouldn’t caught with a “nerd”. Guh? So, you hate the cycle of dating, getting treated like a piece of meat, then breakup, but you wont get caught dead with a guy who would be less likely to do something like that? Hmmm… let’s see, I say let them whine, and they get what they deserve, then when they’re 40 and alone they become bitter, all I can say is you got what you asked for.
I agree with most comments above. I notice that most women like being treated like shit! I mean they may complain and act like that’s crazy, but as pointed out they always seem to find the worst in the crowd. Just a heads up, not all nice guys are nerds! and I am not saying all women act like this, seems to be more of an age thing, as again stated above, once they have been run through the trash enough, they do one of a few things, get bitter, turn to women, or finally give it a shot with a nice guy, and ask themselves why they didn’t do it sooner!!!
“You know that Julie chick? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. You can’t let her know how much you like her ’cause if she knows, she’ll dump you like that. Believe me. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, ‘No, I’ve got my own ride, but maybe I’ll see you later.’ Sounds stupid, doesn’t it? It works. “