Why do people HAVE to fart while they’re ON the bus?? Ever heard of holding it in? How about waiting? As if it isn’t bad enough that I’m forced to breathe in the 10 cloves of garlic that you had for dinner the night before, now you’re topping off my morning by forcing me to inhale your shit particles too?
Tighten up those buttcheeks, aight?
This article appears in Jan 24-30, 2008.
My boyfriend is the absolute worse for this. Sharing a bed with him at night is just plain brutal.
Hahahahahahaha! Oh god… thank you for that today. I really needed a good laugh. It’s so true too!You made my day 🙂
I’m weak….
….the things people bitch about – but hey if it gets it off your mind and out of your nose ….I honestly try to hold it in – because it’s disgusting and fairly embarassing – but depending on what you ate – sometimes the gas build up causes more pain than what it’s worth. Oh and some people just smell worse than others.
D, Don’t tell you me you have that little control over your fucking bowels that you cant bloody hold it in until you’re away from other people. What are you, a bloody orangutan? Only a freaking toddler, or someone with a real physical problem, can’t hold their farts. If you’re telling the truth, then you should probably start sampling the various brands of adult diapers, just to mentally prepare yourself for what’s to come! Get some class.
FYI – holding a fart in will cause extreme abdomin malfunctions
I hardly think supressing a fart for the duration of a 20 minute busride is going to give you abdominal cancer, Sunshine Girl. And if you’re at the cinema, watching a film, get up and go to the damn toilet, nobody wants to smell the inside of your rotting, shit-lined intestines. Would you let one go during sex and then tell your boyfriend the same thing; ”FYI – holding a fart in will cause extreme abdomin malfunctions” ?? I dont think so!!