Your precious little turd at the tournament was a little shit head, he spent the past three games slashing and crosschecking… you spent the past three games laughing at his douche bag antics….. my kid was hurt by his crap so before the last game I told him if your little shit tries anything with him to cross check him in the mouth…. and if he doesn’t learn his lesson, do it again…. and as anticipated the little turd starts a sword fight with my boy and consider that a lesson that needed to be learned…. in typical bully fashion he didn’t take to someone standing up for themselves very well… and neither did your fat ass when you started with my wife. the best part of it all was when the other parents agreed with us and you stormed off… May Herpes rot your genitals and those of your douche bag kid —Hockey Dad
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You and the turd’s mother should be fucking turfed from the arena FOREVER. What ruins minor sports are fucktard parents who promote violence in an activity that IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN!!!! As a parent, you suck a stump – telling your kid to hurt another? What kind of stupid, mindless twat are you? You’re every bit as bad as the person you’re spitting and farting at. Your kid deserves a lot better than this, you gigantic DOUCHE.
May the kid’s hockey bag have a year’s worth of stench emanating from it when you go to do laundry.
So let me get this OP…your answer to violence in hockey was to counsel more violence in hockey. The last time I checked, two wrongs don’t make a right. Unless your right is righter than the hockey mom’s…right? I picture a Pick Up/SUV driven to the rink by an Alpha Male with one of those gonad sacks hanging off the trailer hitch. Stop cluttering up this blog with your brand of victimology and involve officials and organizers instead. This will work wonders for our “Game”
Ahhh Junior Hockey. Where kids learn to behave like adults, and adults return the favor.
These are kids playing a sport. Why would you not have a convo with the fat arsed momma and the coaches?
Speaking of fat ass, perhaps check the seat of your own pants before tightening the belt on someone else.
I thought crosschecking and slashing was not allowed until they are a certain age. Were there no referees? I know the type you talk of op. Children learn what they live.
Yours truly.
one parent telling their kid to be a douchebag to gain a competitive edge, the other parent telling their kid to retaliate….I can understand why some parents don’t want their kids involved in the sport.
Such a ‘class act’ that seems to be the lot of many ‘hockey parents’. Makes the Honey Boo Boo crowd look like members of the country club set. Though many CC types know how to be low brow too, at times, though usually with a better vocabulary.
Ok I get it. someone needed to come down a few pegs. but I agree with comments above.
Now; did you have a chat with your kid about how it is necessary to stand up for yourself sometimes but not every time; and the need to not be a hero every time either?
How old were these kids, and besides what your describing OB are penalties, so if it was that bad the kid would get tossed if he continued, unless the refs were completely out to lunch. As far as you and the other mother, your are both wrong.
So you didn’t talk to officials – why? Both you and the other parent are idiots. You realize the chances of your kid being a professional are close to nil and none.
Talking to the coach isn’t going to do shit…
the coach sees the idiot kid just as much as everyone else.
It’ll alienate the kid of the parent that protests.
It’s either all parents protest en masse….
or vigilante justice as has been served here.
fuck ’em. Few bumps and scratches never scared no kid for life.
Wait until the new voice of hockey hears of this, Hail to the Mighty Strombo.
I can’t wait until Cherry dry shaves his soul patch with one of his Edwardian Collars. If I don’t have to see his smarmy phiz while channel surfing between Monday and Friday it’s money well spent.
Now now… I have genital herpes and I don’t cross check. Neither does my mom. You gotta stop generalizing.
sometimes the little shits need a pop in the mouth. as a kid we got in a scrap now and again, became best friends after the fight. but order was established and kids new when and with whom to toe the line. animals teach their young how to kill through playfighting…we are animals. kids have to learn the boundaries. as my father always said, there will always be someone better, bigger, faster etc…if you act like an animal, someones gonna put you in check. crying about violence in the game of hockey just shows what a pussy society we have bred. Might doesnt always mean right, of course, but sometimes, a fucker needs to be lain out to remind them to keep themselves in check. thats the way the world is…vicious, on occasion. better to learn this shit early on, than to suddenly get smoked by a guy later on. it wont be such a shock then.
Great bitch.
Wow. You hockey parents sure are lucky. My dumb kids play soccer, and they aren’t learning how to hurt others and be vicious sociopaths at the same level as your kids. Not a lot of cross checks to the mouth in their league, age 9 and 11. They basically run around like idiots in the sun having fun while being a team. We parents are even worse! We sit on the grass and chat with each other under umbrellas. This one lady actually brought snacks for us once! What a bitch! As for the kids, well, hopefully they will get more violent as they get older so they can learn how to deal with problems properly as adults. I know when I have trouble with a coworker, nothing solves a problem better than caving in his face with piece of lumber.