Hi, I’m the person that wrote the nasty bitch that got published in the coast about you. Your profile really annoyed me but it was very wrong of me to write that note to you and I am sincerely sorry. I had forgotten all about you and the bitch that I had written earlier in the week, or on the weekend, until I saw it in print. I can be a real asshole sometimes but I had no right to single out an individual like that and I feel terrible. I’m not a bad person but that bitch was terrible and I am ashamed of it. I do hope that your feelings were not injured because of the things I said, it takes a lot of courage to have strong convictions of any kind these days. It should be commended, not condemned and I was wrong to say what I said. —Not so nice guy

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  1. So, exactly how much re-education/social media shaming does it take to get a man to stow his white male privilege in his hand woven Navajo man-purse alongside his diet soda , menthols and tampax?
    Not much, clearly. Here’s the problem sport, you were in many ways correct in your initia lBitch.

    1) Pretentiousness and a self aggrandized sense of moral superiority are virtually mandatory to gain an admission to Granville St. Play-Doh and Fingerpaint Academy.

    2)Tacking “ism” onto any word to create the impression of intellect and capacity for so-called “critical thinking” is Lesson # 1 in the syllabus of “Look at Me Everybody – I’m a Radical”

    3)Practicing “non-cormormity” by emulating the legions of proglodytes who have gone before is the same as “embracing diversity” while dismissing anyone who disagrees with you as being “racist, sexist, homophobic and fascist”. It’s essentially harmless but that doesn’t make it any less of a pain in the ass.

    4)Dumpster fashion and the appearance of smuggling coneys under the armpits are personal preferences, not moral choices. (View the once bowdlerized Snails/Oysters scene from Spartacus for a more contextualized perspective on this). The target of your bitch has every right to do these things, as you have every right to be aesthetically repulsed by them.

    5)Despite your current abject belly crawling you’re probably not going to get to pork Ms. Soleil Moon Pie, so it’s back to publicly apologizing for being a potential rapist and feeling shame for buying into consumerist thoughtcrime, whilst privately viewing increasingly shameful pornography on whatever handheld electronic device your parents bought for your Graduating Grade 12.
    Stay Horny, My Friend.

  2. Look. Ivan Sonofabitch. I am not attempting to “get to pork” anybody. I’m a happily married man. This young lady was the subject of a really mean, hateful, somewhat prejudice rant by me and I felt terrible without the help of her SJW friends. She deserved an apology from me and she got one. I’m sorry if that offends you.

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