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To the person making loon-calls during each applause break at the Saturday HPX show at the Marquee – why?! The only birds you attracted were the proverbial flock of middle fingers barely resisting being flushed from the fists in the vicinity. I never knew a simple sound could send me into a flying rage, but it can, and you made it. Far be it beyond me to tell you that you CAN’T make bird-calls instead of the classic, show-appropriate whoops or wolf-whistles, but you definitely SHOULDN’T. —Nova Scotia Duck Trolled Retriever
This article appears in Oct 27 – Nov 2, 2016.


Loons are fucking majestic.
And worth a $1 when their image is stamped on a coin.
I would go to a show (even at the Marquee) if someone was showing how to do make that loon call.
Been trying to figure it out for years