Holy hell. What is wrong with the drivers of Halifax? Honestly, it’s not bad enough that I have to fear for my life when I’m trying to get to work on my bike while choking down your disgusting exhaust fumes, but why do you park in bikes lanes???!! There are like a total of what, 5 in the city?? and you asshats park in them? You know who you are, you park along the bay road to walk your dog along the lake…WHY ARE YOU DRIVING TO WALK!!!!!!
— EFF!
This article appears in Aug 6-12, 2009.
Hey, OP, the ‘Driving to Walk’ line has already been used and it was much funnier the first time.
As for the blocked bikelanes, drop bits of steak in the middle of the road – maybe those thoughtless bastards will stay out of the bike lanes once they see Fido flattened flatter than an issue of Rolling Bone.
It’s all the lack of parking spaces that is the real problem. Why not just go back to riding on the sidewalks, like I see so many bike riders doing.
What about the cunts who park in the bike lane beside Long Lake? This is an example of how bikes lanes DON”T work and make life harder/more dangerous for cyclists. Without the bike lane I would only have to move a couple feet into St.Margrets Bay Road (you know, to avoid doors opening). Now, because they’re closer to the road than if there was just a gravel shoulder instead of the bike lane I have to be 2/3rds onto the street. Good job!