Hey university chick, we totally used to be really good friends i even thought of dating you at one point and time but then you peace out to university and give me some huge bullshit lecture about how i shouldn’t be drinking so much beer in one night cause im off the next day and then adding “oooooh your liver must hate you” and then the “from what I’ve learned at university you’ll be dead by thirty with those habits” well bitch, you didn’t really care when I was dropping LSD from a guy i didn’t even know in fact you were telling all your friends about how “badass” I was well get off your high fucking horse and start being my friend again
—just trying to have fun
This article appears in Mar 12-18, 2009.
I just love those people who become experts after taking a couple of courses.
But here’s my question – why would you want to be friends with such a total drip?
She’ll come around when she realizes that the only person who can change your behavior is you. Hopefully she doesn’t learn that lesson too late, but take heart that she does care enough about you to even bring this stuff up.
Shit, I thought the whole idea of university was to get your drink on…so why’s she bitching YOU out? lol
Sorry, I had to.
On a completely serious note, tell her to suck it. Just because she’s taken a few intro classes on whatever doesn’t make her an expert on shit. It’s like the arseholes who take intro psych and are suddenly able to diagnose themselves and all their friends with whatever psychological issues they may or may not have.
Really though, if you were going to die by the time you are thirty based on your drinking then a good chunk university grads would die by the time they’re 30 too. I mean just go to the Dome on a Wednesday night…The binge drinking going on on/around university campuses is insane. And the smaller the university/town the more partying there seems to be. When I was at Acadia during the 2004 strike the liquor store ran out of beer on a Wednesday at 4pm! My best friend lived in rez at that point and told me most of his neighbours were drunk for the majority of the first week: day and night. So really, your friend is no one to lecture.
dead by thirty?, how many beer are you drinking? holy shit!!
Sounds like he empties a tractor trailer of Keith’s daily. He could probably take a 45 minute golden shower, no problemo.
ha, ha, ha,…..and this is the future of our country…..no one seems to realize what a fucking loser he sounds like….but then again everyone replying seems to be young so it’s okay
LOSERS
ha, ha, ha,…..and this is the future of our country…..no one seems to realize what a fucking loser he sounds like….but then again everyone replying seems to be young so it’s okay I guess to be a watse of skin or whatever
LOSERS
Man, I wonder why she isn’t your friend. You seem like such a catch!
Maybe she’s grown up, moved on and no longer feels that getting black-out drunk and buying acid off strangers is cool.
I don’t think she’ll be you’re friend again after all that sassafrass.
Wow dude you thought of even dating her. I’m sure that’s totes an honour.