To the army of 2 currently living above me on Hunter St: I’m not sure if you comprehend that someone lives below you, or, you simply don’t care. You live in an apartment and have neighbours. Turn the music down a little, stop partying during the week and whatever the hell you are doing in the bedroom to make it feel like the ceiling is going to collapse PLEASE. STOP. NOW! —Bitchy McPuncherson
This article appears in Mar 15-21, 2012.
Get a turret gun. Start your own army. Retaliate.
I know….many not all tenants today are a selfish lazy uninvested lot and dont give a care about anyone other then themselves. They usually just let the kids grow wild hence all the unnecessary noise…
yard apes
Donkster – you talking all warry and such makes me swoon. lolz
Try leaving one of these on their door stoop , OP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cyBcGDzQzI…
A variation on the old flaming fudge sack, but far more dramatic.
Who knew a toga twister tournament would cause such a ruckus?
if ya can’t beat em…. join em.
McPuncherson, call your landlord.
If that doesn’t work crank YOUR music.
At 6:30 am.
Did you go upstairs and talk to the owner of the room? I thought not!
I dream of such opportunities for well deserved revenge. You gotta open your mind to the possibilities.
that’s what happens when you move to a lower unit. get the top floor o.p., i did, and always would. i’m not the quietest person in the world, but no complaints yet.
you think you have it rough…
There’s this crying baby upstairs that’s had me livid quite a few times in the last few months…
how to get revenge on a loud, obnoxious, crying baby… without just spurring it on even more…
hmmm…. think. there has to be some way to get around this.
Talk to the landlord. If that doesn’t work then try calling the cops if its late enough. Move to the top floor and the final one just move somewhere else.
record, playback at full volume at inconvenient times.
You’ll have to have a word with the couple OP. See if there’s any room for reason or compromise. If not, pull out the heavy guns, 24/7 polka blaring. Particularly under their bedroom, it may jam their mojo.
A few shotgun blasts to the ceiling should sort things out in your favour OB.