I know, I know, the distance is bogus; but you are so unbelievably worth it. I really think one day I’ll marry your adorable elf self. I have been working hard on being a cool individual, so watch out! You got one strong ass lady coming your way. Thank you for believing in me and trusting my judgement and lifestyle. I look forward to a lovey dove summer filled with bike rides and Cindy Lauper with a side of hog ties and spankings. Halifax loves you, Toronto needs you; I will be waiting patiently for a tsunami to bring us closer together. Even without the tsunami, I just want you to know I am really, really happy. See you soon fairy boy! — Your Hali Lover
This article appears in Jan 31 – Feb 6, 2013.
“Cindy Lauper”?
sounds manly.
I’m hoping on a tsunami as well.
Worked out for Indonesia, didn’t it?
I guess until then she will have to SHEBOP, or HEBOP.
What is this, 1992?