You have little man syndrome, we get it. You’re 5’7. It’s a little shorter for a guy but please stop being so insecure about it. No one cares! You’re 28 not 13. I don’t want to hear about the time you fought ‘three guys that tried to jump you in the commons but you kicked their asses’ cause of your martial arts training. Remember that guy we work with who happens to go to the same martial arts place you do? He mentioned that you’re still a white belt with 5 months experience… You mention to our coworkers how ‘tall people are awkward and tall women are freaks’. I’m 6’2 and one of the partners who is our boss, well she’s 5’10. Please stop, it’s hard for the rest of the office to hide our lack of interest in your insecurities and stories. P.S. I can see the top of your head, nice bald spot asshole. —Tall as all hell
This article appears in Feb 24 – Mar 2, 2011.
I’m not gonna lie, at first I thought this was about something completely different…
http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publi…
Interesting though that Americans are taller than Canadians:
U.S. 178.2 cm (5′ 10.2″) 164.1 cm (5′ 4.6″)
Canada 174 cm (5′ 8.5″) 161.0 cm (5′ 3.4″)
lol…the bald spot. I bet he’s one of those guys who have a goatee to compensate for the lack of hair on the top of his head.
I have a friend who’s husband has little man / big mouth syndrome too. Get’s in fights absolutely everywhere!!
What’s with that, eh, RC? I know plenty of men like that. ugh. Why must you be constantly competing, compensating, complaining! Jeeezzz… you don’t make friends that way, douche bag.
I believe it’s called a Napoleon Complex. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_comp…
I bet napoleon had a giant bat and history got it wrong, i mean you needed balls the size of melons for some of the shit he did.
“I bet he’s one of those guys who have a goatee to compensate for the lack of hair on the top of his head.”
Like how you have an SUV to compensate for your man-gina?
Whoa, I’m quite a bit above average on height. I never really thought of myself as tall. What odds..
well now, he might be short stature, but probly long in the dick dept., and as for being bald or balding, maybe he lost his hair, making a lot of u-turns, under the sheets. outside package does not show the whole gift.
Oh! I missed this until now! I often think of writing a little man syndrome bitch!
I’d just like to inform the little fellas that driving giant pick-up trucks, as so many of you do, just makes you look tinier. So do big stupid hats.
Also, speaking as a very tall woman – for the last time – the weather up here is great! How is it down by my ass?