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Get off the phone while driving
I see you daily in the white Lexus SUV
Holding up your phone for all to see.
You tap and text like no one’s around
Oblivious to the all that surrounds
Your truck, it swerves when you answer a call
I saw it just now, in front of the mall!
Put down your phone and do me a solid
I have a phone too, but ask friends not to call it
Get off the phone you son of a whore,
It pisses me off that because of you, my insurance costs more.
—Edgar Allan Phone
This article appears in Nov 27 – Dec 3, 2014.
Vanity plate for Ghomeshi?
“Once he was the King of Pain,
Now he beats humble pie”
Sorry for the fruvulous earworm I just implanted >: (
A LYRICAL BITCH!
Things are looking up. Not only an excellent bitch but one in verse. And the signature bespeaks acquaintance with the literary greats of the past! Congratulations!
Avatar #92: The Notes of the Bank of England. (“Not To Be Missed!” The Coast)
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Don Henley?
He’s driving his Lexus
Like a cowboy from Texas
Making some phone calls
While playing with his balls
Thinks he’s the king of all he surveys
And just that you should get out of his way
Brilliant bitch.